To complain that my pizza wasn’t cut for me?

[YourBluntAnt]

Spent £30 with Papa John’s. Love their pizzas. Special garlic sauce is amazing!

Anyway, they didn’t cut my pizza. AIBU to have complained through the Just Eat App?

Have been told by the cocky manager to consider buying a pizza cutter

Have them semi regularly as a treat and they’re always cut into slices, as most take away are!

H thinks I’m being silly.

Obviously this isn’t a world shattering issue, of course. But interested to see if I’m unreasonably unfair here to complain

YNBU
Use scissors!? I only have to hope and prey that was a joke 😭 there really are some funny people around 🤣

This is the cutted pizza thread.

What did you want them to do with your complaint?

Say it will never happen again
Send a staff member round with a pizza cutter to cut it for you
Give you a refund
Send a free cut pizza?

What was your complaint trying to achieve and what did you want them to do to rectify the error?

It really does.

I agree.

if I spend silly money on a pizza I want it edible from the sofa
i am not messing around with pizza wheels or scissors - as mentioned upthread! 🤯

It was clearly an oversight but it’s annoying!
we have a nice Italian place near us that do pizzas for delivery too and they don’t cut them.
I rarely order from them because if I’m getting a takeaway I cba to go to the hassle of washing up a chopping board - I’ve tried cutting pizzas in boxes and it just cuts the cardboard box and makes a bloody mess!
So I can see why it’s annoying but I also wouldn’t have complained because it was an oversight, places like papa johns etc do usually slice them for you - they are often sold by slice size!

I would find this annoying. Most of the time it wouldn’t be an issue but I’ve ordered pizza when I haven’t had kitchen access before of not needing anything from the kitchen or to work when staying late.

Jesus fucking wept.
This is the most #firstworldproblem post ever!!
How do you function in the real world?

You realise your address is now marked don’t you? And you will forever be THAT customer. Carefully check future orders 😂😂

I’m with you OP, I would be peeved if this happened to me!

No chance of getting a refund from Papa Johns if it's a valid complaint let alone for something like this. I've boycotted them ever since they refused to refund me when they delivered my pizza over an hour late and stone cold.

Surely if you have no cutting implements in your home, you can just tear it apart with your hands? It’s pizza!

I’m still waiting 12 years later for a bottle of coke they missed off my order and the delivery driver would be right back with 😅

I think you were angling for a second free pizza.

My DH does this, complains about a small issue and gets a free pizza. I tell him it's not fair.

Where I live pizzas are never cut. Somehow we manage with a kitchen knife.

I think this is annoying. I would generally only order take away pizza to eat outside the home, - if we were staying late at the park or beach,or I was at work or something, so wouldn’t have access to any knives or pizza cutters etc.

Takeaway food should be able to be eaten straight out of the box imo, and personally I think they should have given you money off or discount for the future or something, as it’s not as described.

There was a guy calling himself "Captain Angle Grinder" who went around cutting off wheel clamps.

This looks like a job for Captain Pizza Cutter.

Pizza, like life..

Is better kept un cut. Cut it to your own personal preferences.

There are no words really!!
I am with your DH and the Manager!!

If this is the worst thing that has happened to you this week then I am eaten up, not with uncut pizza but with envy. I would have been taken aback for all of 10 seconds and then grabbed my sharp and trusty kitchen scissors and got stuck in. I am guessing it tasted as good as it always does

Pretty sure if the alternative was no dinner, I’d manage the onerous and highly difficult task of lifting a pizza and biting it.

People make mistakes…we are all human. Is it such a big deal that in a busy Saturday night someone (who’s probably getting paid minimum wage) messed up and forgot to cut your pizza?

It's a minor annoyance but not enough to bother complaining, as it doesn't make the food any different. If they forgot the cheese or something it's different but it doesn't ruin your dinner so I wouldn't complain

Fold in half, shove in gob.

Job’s a good ‘un.

But now you've not only had the huge issue of having to cut up your pizza, you've spent ages complaining, writing on here and reading all the replies. I honestly don't know how you get through life if you make such a song and dance about such tiny trivialities.

I don’t think it would even enter my mind to make a complaint that my pizza wasn’t cut. I’d just think oh that’s odd, then get a knife from the kitchen and cut it myself. Would you like them to feed it to you as well?