To be putoff intimacy with DP due to this?

[Justinegh]

DP and I are doing the deed a lot more regularly at the moment because we are ttc. This is usually in the evening when we first get into bed.

DP has a habit of going to the loo for several minutes before he joins me. I told him I find this off putting and unhygienic and asked if he can wait until after or go earlier in the day.

He just doesn’t see the issue and how someone would find it off putting.

Do you think I’m being unreasonable or would this annoy you too? It just seems stupid timing when you know you are going to be intimate with someone. It’s not a one off, it’s most occasions.

I have sadly also had the front bum/wee experience! Said he’d had a shower,,, clearly didn’t use soap and it was very unkempt… how I didn’t get whiplash when I noticed 👃🏼 I still don’t know to this day.. 🧟..

anyway…. I digress..

How did you 'realise'? I must have worked with hundreds of people and have no idea how any of them wiped.

When DH thinks things are getting a bit kinky because his DE asks him to bend over
And its only to check he used the bum gun before sex 🤣

@Justinegh i’m with you!

My husband did this last week, needed a poo and then proceeded to think we would be getting it on.

I asked him if he had showered his bum hole, he said he had wiped it. I just thought no thanks, I don’t want a freshly crapped hole anywhere near me.

“Freshly crapped hole” 🤢🤢🤢🤣

And that’s enough internet for me for tonight!

Who says romance is dead…?

This is exactly it.. the recency and proximity.. however you worded it so much better than me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

after 2 hours or so… you know whatever is left has gone back up…

I’ll get my coat..,

i haven’t admit, I’m intrigued how this would come up with a close friend/relation, let alone a co-worker. … not sure I could ever look a co-worker in the eye after a revelation such as this.

Pmsl 🤣

I would lose the sexy feeling if my DH was going for a shit beforehand every time. That's not the headspace I want to be in to enjoy it.

If you poop before bed then it’s polite to shower for sex.

YANBU OP it would put me off too

I was at work trying to talk to my boss with tears of laughter running down my face. I couldn’t actually speak for laughing. 😆

Yes it's getting a bit much for me too. Some of the more ... um ... descriptive posts have actually given me a nauseous stomach.

Look on Amazon or eBay for an Asian portable bidet, it’s a squeezy bottle with a long spout, fill with soapy water and use it while sitting on the toilet to bottom wash.

Funny yes, but true!

Why would you do that? Wiping your bum should be sufficient - could wash bum perhaps? Unless sex includes rimming? Yeuch, whether cleaned or not and a definite kink.

Wish there was a laughing reaction! I literally (and I mean literally) laughed out loud

I had spontaneous sex once, hopped on as the top in a sixty nine to notice a skiddy crack in my eyeline.

He clearly hadn’t wiped as well as he thought he had.

I would want him.to shower too OP

Gross foreplay. If he always takes a dump pre sex I'm surprised you're doing it at all. A hairy crack with a bit of poop is a total turn off...even if his cheeks are clenched. I wouldn't want to know either why is he telling you 😳

Most house in the UK don't have either.

Must try this line on DP later 😄

I have never been to those places, and sneering at people who haven't says more about you.

Not sure she would get any babies by doing it that way.

😂😂