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Toasted tiger bread with butter and jam...lighthearted.

212 replies

Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 18:47

As the title says. Toasted till dark but not burnt tiger bread with lashings of salted butter and a thick spread of extra special strawberry jam. Am I being an unreasonable weirdo with both butter and jam? Or am I a very reasonable buttery jam munching slavery carb muncher? How do you take yours? If you like toast/butter/jam? Or too scared and just toast/jam. 😃

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Dangermoo · 07/08/2025 18:50

Sounds bloody gorgeous 😋

SunflowerLife · 07/08/2025 18:50

Always butter and jam. My DH has butter with chocolate spread. Now that is gross.

Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 18:54

Dangermoo · 07/08/2025 18:50

Sounds bloody gorgeous 😋

Honestly, it bloody well is. Husband thinks im a weirdo!! 😆 🤣

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Dangermoo · 07/08/2025 18:55

SunflowerLife · 07/08/2025 18:50

Always butter and jam. My DH has butter with chocolate spread. Now that is gross.

Or butter AND peanut butter 🤢

Ryeman · 07/08/2025 18:55

Sounds great, except I’d choose raspberry, apricot or blackcurrant jam personally.

Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 18:55

SunflowerLife · 07/08/2025 18:50

Always butter and jam. My DH has butter with chocolate spread. Now that is gross.

Yep..hes a weirdo 😆 🤣. Now chocolate spread and a big spoon and im in!! 😋

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BlueyNeedsToFuckOff · 07/08/2025 18:56

I’m not keen on tiger bread, but thick white sourdough toast with butter and jam is the food of the gods.

Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 18:57

Dangermoo · 07/08/2025 18:55

Or butter AND peanut butter 🤢

Oh god no!! But I dont like peanut butter 🤮.

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Dangermoo · 07/08/2025 18:57

Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 18:57

Oh god no!! But I dont like peanut butter 🤮.

I can't stand it. Tried it once and heaved!

Iftheressomethingstrange · 07/08/2025 18:57

Yanbu buttery jammy tiger toast is the best but someone will come along and tell you that you will die immediately from the toxicity in the processing involved in tiger bread. They probably print the tiger pattern on with weed killer or something.

Dangermoo · 07/08/2025 18:59

Love the crustiness of tiger bread. Any crusty bread is lovely, when toasted.

ScurryHurry · 07/08/2025 18:59

I have butter with chocolate spread, my Dh thinks I'm a weirdo.

I don't however have butter on a bacon butty, that is weird.

Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 18:59

BlueyNeedsToFuckOff · 07/08/2025 18:56

I’m not keen on tiger bread, but thick white sourdough toast with butter and jam is the food of the gods.

Ooohhhh im gonna try that next bread buy. Never used to like jam at all but when I was stuck in hospital for months when I was pregnant with our daughter 10 years ago I couldn't get enough of it, cheap bread it was but by god it awakened a serious taste sensation to me 😋🤣

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Safxxx · 07/08/2025 19:00

I thought that was normal....butter and jam
I absolutely luv it 🍞 🧈 🍓

Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 19:01

ScurryHurry · 07/08/2025 18:59

I have butter with chocolate spread, my Dh thinks I'm a weirdo.

I don't however have butter on a bacon butty, that is weird.

Yep..you are a weirdo 🤣. Get the butter and brown sauce on your bacon piece 😋

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Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 19:02

Safxxx · 07/08/2025 19:00

I thought that was normal....butter and jam
I absolutely luv it 🍞 🧈 🍓

My mother in law thinks im a tramp having butter and jam....shes a jam only🤷‍♀️

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Safxxx · 07/08/2025 19:02

Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 18:59

Ooohhhh im gonna try that next bread buy. Never used to like jam at all but when I was stuck in hospital for months when I was pregnant with our daughter 10 years ago I couldn't get enough of it, cheap bread it was but by god it awakened a serious taste sensation to me 😋🤣

That first buttered bread with jam after giving birth hits different 🔥

IMissSparkling · 07/08/2025 19:03

I just have toast and jam, no butter, but thinking about it I would never have jam on tiger bread. Does the crust not taste weird with the sweet jam? Or am I missing out?!

Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 19:04

Dangermoo · 07/08/2025 18:59

Love the crustiness of tiger bread. Any crusty bread is lovely, when toasted.

Your right. Its my guilty pleasure 😋

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Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 19:05

IMissSparkling · 07/08/2025 19:03

I just have toast and jam, no butter, but thinking about it I would never have jam on tiger bread. Does the crust not taste weird with the sweet jam? Or am I missing out?!

Your missing out, its honestly very, very tasty, but, I might add that your a weirdo...get the butter on!!! 🤣

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EveryOtherNameTaken · 07/08/2025 19:06

Who the hell has it without butter? Travesty.

mammabing · 07/08/2025 19:07

Try switching the jam for honey… delicious! 😋

Flannelfeet · 07/08/2025 19:07

Safxxx · 07/08/2025 19:02

That first buttered bread with jam after giving birth hits different 🔥

I was still pregnant, I had to spend months in hospital as I had placenta percreata so was on watch 👀. It must of been a wee craving I had that I never got rid of 😆 🤣

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surelynot16 · 07/08/2025 19:07

Who doesn’t butter their toast no matter what the toppings? They’re the real weirdos!

Mydahliasareshit · 07/08/2025 19:07

I recall Mary Berry saying she had toast in the morning made with her own bread, and a scrape of marmite. At the weekend she allowed herself marmalade.
Butter never mentioned. But then she is effectively our Queen now and thin as a twig.