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165 replies

momtoboys · 09/07/2025 19:19

Posting here because of the previous thread about thong bikinis. Now let me point out that in NO time in my life have I had the figure to wear a thong bikini. I have nothing against them but I do wonder what the appeal is. If you are proud of your body and want to show off as much of it as possible, I get that. I can also understand wearing thong knickers for the no line look. But why wear a thong bikini? Is it cooler (as in temperature)? If it more comfortable than a normal bikini? Is it easier to swim in? You want your fanny tanned? I am asking a sincere question.

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KimberleyClark · 10/07/2025 16:28

Icanttakethisanymore · 09/07/2025 22:39

What, never??

I’ve never worn one either.

DuskyPink1984 · 10/07/2025 16:30

I remember similar conversations when everyone started wearing a Wonderbra. Bottoms are in and that's all.

TheDandyLion · 10/07/2025 16:45

Thehop · 09/07/2025 19:45

It's just a fashion item at the moment and Instagram has made a lot of people exhibitionists.

hopefully they'll be gone soon and something else is bound to come in!

Been around long before the instagram ilk and I'm sure Sisqo would have something to say about that.

dat thong-tha-thong-thong-thong 🎵

Americano75 · 10/07/2025 17:07

If it was a straight choice between a thong and nothing I'm going commando. And I'm as vanilla as you can get.

WildBalonz · 11/07/2025 12:02

When I’m on holiday and want to show off a little I wear a thong bikini because I feel I have a nice bum and I am proud of my body. When I’m on holiday I tend to stay in adult resorts anyway. However I go swimming every week and always wear a regular bikini or swimsuit because I think there’s a time and a place for thong style bikinis and a public pool isn’t one. And also I don’t tend to wax or shave those areas unless I’m going on holiday. And a thong bikini would reveal far too much hair lol

Petitchat · 11/07/2025 12:10

WildBalonz · 11/07/2025 12:02

When I’m on holiday and want to show off a little I wear a thong bikini because I feel I have a nice bum and I am proud of my body. When I’m on holiday I tend to stay in adult resorts anyway. However I go swimming every week and always wear a regular bikini or swimsuit because I think there’s a time and a place for thong style bikinis and a public pool isn’t one. And also I don’t tend to wax or shave those areas unless I’m going on holiday. And a thong bikini would reveal far too much hair lol

Want to show off to who?
Men?

Americano75 · 11/07/2025 13:13

If I looked good in a thong bikini I'd be showing off to the whole world.

WildBalonz · 11/07/2025 13:21

Petitchat · 11/07/2025 12:10

Want to show off to who?
Men?

Yes lol especially on holiday as foreign blokes know exactly how to please a woman

DropZone5PleaseBen · 11/07/2025 14:10

Pivilepivling · 09/07/2025 20:35

Flapping arse cheeks made me choke on my wine. 😂

But it didn't though did it

DropZone5PleaseBen · 11/07/2025 14:16

I wear my thong bikinis with pride. I have a good figure and I love the minimal tan lines.

the women on here clutching their pearls just don't like the fact their husbands are probably fapping over women in bikinis on the internet and take it out on folk with good figures and thong bikinis to make themselves feel better while they wear a tent to the beach

Skybluepinky · 11/07/2025 14:22

Probably the same reason they wear bikinis tops where half their boobs are hanging out, they like it.

Petitchat · 11/07/2025 18:48

WildBalonz · 11/07/2025 13:21

Yes lol especially on holiday as foreign blokes know exactly how to please a woman

Wow! Didn't know that...😊

Pivilepivling · 11/07/2025 19:07

Gosh <clutches pearls>

Reply to @DropZone5PleaseBen

BunnyLake · 11/07/2025 19:27

WildBalonz · 11/07/2025 13:21

Yes lol especially on holiday as foreign blokes know exactly how to please a woman

What all foreign blokes?

MissAmbrosia · 11/07/2025 19:30

Less anyone sees of my arse the better. When we were on holiday in May I saw a woman come from the beach, put on her totally see-through kaftan thing and then bend over to put her flip flops on. My eyes! Only a gynae needs a view like that.

BunnyLake · 11/07/2025 19:34

DropZone5PleaseBen · 11/07/2025 14:16

I wear my thong bikinis with pride. I have a good figure and I love the minimal tan lines.

the women on here clutching their pearls just don't like the fact their husbands are probably fapping over women in bikinis on the internet and take it out on folk with good figures and thong bikinis to make themselves feel better while they wear a tent to the beach

I’m voluntarily single now. No husband or bloke to be getting arsey with (s’cuse the pun).

Personally I’d have no interest in random husbands ‘fapping’ over me in a thong bikini, they could be very unattractive, greasy, creepy slimeballs, they’re not all going to be gorgeous hunks salivating at the sight of your bare bum. I clutch my pearls with pride thank you very much.

BunnyLake · 11/07/2025 19:35

MissAmbrosia · 11/07/2025 19:30

Less anyone sees of my arse the better. When we were on holiday in May I saw a woman come from the beach, put on her totally see-through kaftan thing and then bend over to put her flip flops on. My eyes! Only a gynae needs a view like that.

😂

MsNevermore · 11/07/2025 19:35

I wear one on adults-only holidays in southern Europe 🤷🏻‍♀️
I also sunbathe topless if I’m in a place where that’s culturally accepted.

Minimises tanlines 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

If I’m on holiday with my DCs in a family resort where I know I’m going to be splashing about in the pool, going down water slides, running around on the beach with them etc, then I want full arse coverage.

WildBalonz · 12/07/2025 07:28

BunnyLake · 11/07/2025 19:27

What all foreign blokes?

Well not all of them but the ones I’ve been with on my holidays to Spain and Italy definitely do!

BunnyLake · 12/07/2025 07:57

WildBalonz · 12/07/2025 07:28

Well not all of them but the ones I’ve been with on my holidays to Spain and Italy definitely do!

Ah, Spanish and Italian waiters men. They must be loving the thong brigade. 😁

ThatGreatMember · 12/07/2025 08:12

I feel so sad that people think it’s normal now to just put everything out there on show.

MrsEverest · 12/07/2025 08:18

I’ve worn thong undies for about ten minutes and I was so conscious of them I went back to my big undies.

The pearl clutching about the swimmers I find ludicrous though. Every negative comment is something my grandma would have said about my tankinis in the 90, and what her grandmother would have said about her (quite full coverage) bikinis in the 60s.

Except of course that neither woman would have called another woman ‘skanky’ or similar, as they were not misogynists.

Hibernatingtilspring · 12/07/2025 08:32

I don't think I'd wear one myself (opportunity would be nice, I don't get out much!) I do have Brazilian friends though who I know think our typical style of bikini is really weird, and told me they call them 'nappies' because that's what they look like! I guess it depends on what is your normal!

BunnyLake · 12/07/2025 08:38

MrsEverest · 12/07/2025 08:18

I’ve worn thong undies for about ten minutes and I was so conscious of them I went back to my big undies.

The pearl clutching about the swimmers I find ludicrous though. Every negative comment is something my grandma would have said about my tankinis in the 90, and what her grandmother would have said about her (quite full coverage) bikinis in the 60s.

Except of course that neither woman would have called another woman ‘skanky’ or similar, as they were not misogynists.

Yes but why is it always the women who are showing their bits? Guys my sons’ age group (twenties) wear swim shorts when they're on the beach, which practically go down to their knees.

Sadcafe · 12/07/2025 08:50

BunnyLake · 12/07/2025 08:38

Yes but why is it always the women who are showing their bits? Guys my sons’ age group (twenties) wear swim shorts when they're on the beach, which practically go down to their knees.

I really trying to avoid this answer sounding sexist, but there’s a bit of a difference between a female bottom in a thong and a male one, they aren’t really designed to cover much to start with and do you really want to see not only hairy men’s arses but their bits barely held in by the strip at the front and dangling down as you view from behind.I mean if you do, fine, encourage men to wear them too

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