Cinema Screening for Dogs

[Pieceofpurplesky]

My local cinema is having cinema screenings where you can take your dog along. So far they have had Wallace and Gromit and The Lion King.

AIBU or has the world gone mad?

The mumsnet land of exaggeration. Where dogs have swapped walking for bounding and the streets are swimming with shit.

Don't forget their small children being regular sent flying by dogs like they were skittles.

And every time they leave the house, a dog jumps up on them and leaves muddy footprints on their expensive coats. Always muddy, no matter what the weather.

Also nobody has ever had a picnic that wasn't destroyed by a dog.

And their day out was ruined by a dog looking at them from the other side of a park. And it set their allergies off too. Oh, and the park stinks of dog piss.
And it is gross that dogs are on the beach because they go out in the sea and piss in it, and the their kids go out in the sea and get covered in piss seawater.

Will arthouse cinemas be doing the same? Some dogs may not be interested in the latest Marvel superhero or Fast and Furious movie but may prefer something more avant-garde. Will they be catered to?

The campaign starts now for a Krzysztof Kieślowski season to be part of the dog cinema offering.