To ask what things you never knew u tilypu joined Mumsnet?

[KimberleyClark]

I’ll start.

That having a one syllable first name and surname is an absolute no no.

The word tilypu

Obligatory bumsex at Centre Parcs.

NEVER to Google Dragon Butter.

Or Space docking.

Hth

It’s quite cute though, like a small, exotic bird?😀

How many people struggle with basic social interaction and friendships, or have friends they seem to dislike intensely for good reason.

That there was a right way and a wrong way for panty liners

You made me choke on my tea 😂

😂

It was meant to be “until you”. Unfortunately you can’t edit thread titles, only the post itself.

Honestly, loads of stuff. Also different perspectives on things etc.

I only ended up here because I was googling mooncup advice 😂

That toilet brushes are the work of the devil.

🤣

Surely not if you spray them well with alcohol and allow them to drain? Edit: I'm new here, so maybe ignore this as it was in answer to toilet brushes.

How judgemental people can be over seemingly insignificant things.

Honestly, it’s not that funny.

That every few months this thread would come up.

@KimberleyClark I burst out laughing. I thought it was hilarious 🤷🏻‍♀️

That chickens are like a pot of never ending porridge.....

That I could make this face so much, reading about how people become not just slightly irritated, but outraged over the silliest little things.

There are loads of threads that come up regularly. Showering/personal hygiene for example. It’s quite good really, because if you miss one you know there will be another one along eventually.

I think I have been on here too long

🤣

That so many people are intensely private over health issues and consider any polite enquiry after their health to be rude and intrusive.

I really is 🤣🤣🤣

And for a fun lighthearted thread, you should lighten up 😉

That people literally choked on their tea/spat their tea over their keyboard.

That giving someone a lift on a journey you were doing anyway at the time you were going to do it anyway is a favour on a par with donating a kidney.

That offering a cup of tea to an adult or a bowl of pasta to a child is "hosting" and onerous.

That I'm the world's worst mum because I got my daughters ears pierced at Claire and I should have my kids removed by ss because I teach them to pronounce H as aitch

I have learned that if several people think something is funny I will be the one who gets given out to for thinking it was funny