Phrases you hate

[Lemon1111]

Mine is ‘buttery soft’…If you haven’t come across this phrase, it is mainly used when describing leggings or other clothes, but now I’ve even seen it being used to describe gold jewellery! Also butter isn't that soft…Margariney soft doesn’t have the same ring to it I suppose.. Anyone else?

There’s a radio ad where a bloke sings about ‘picky bits’ and I want to smash his face in.

‘At the minute..’ gives me the absolute RAGE🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

‘I love him/her to bits’ usually followed by ‘but…’

And this!

“I was today years old when I realised…” - this really irritates me. It makes no sense whatsoever.

Ones I’ve thankfully only seen on MN are:
boils my piss
Lost my shit

Ick.

A bite to eat

'A spot' of anything (ie a spot of lunch, spot of shopping etc)

The word packed in certain contexts. 'Packed a suitcase' - fine. 'Packed on the PDA' - not fine. Describing food as being 'packed with goodness' or 'packed with nutrition - can't bear it!

We're pregnant.

Cuppa - just no.

Pud (as in short for pudding) - equally, no.

I have many more but those are probably the top ones!

“ Suffering with mental health” - everyone has mental health, you struggle with MH problems.

"From the get go!"

Hollibobs.
Bubba.
Boobing to sleep. Boob monster. Norks. Large of nork.

“ He turned around to me & he said”

"give your head a wobble"

Have only ever heard it on MN.

Reach out is my all time pet hate. Unfortunately, barely a week goes by at work where I don't get at least one "reaching out" email

Also hate:
My bad
A cheeky anything
Journey

I recently met someone who described everything she'd done (for example Uni) as "a gig". Really annoying!

Actually I would also like to add "picky bits" and "at the minute" onto my list too!

‘Embarrassed of’ when it should be ‘embarrassed by’.

“I have reached out to them”
No. You ASKED them.

Pack lunch instead of packed
Mash potato instead of mashed
Today I saw “ corn beef”

Little Man/Lady to describe a toddler/small child.

🙄

Make this too hot to handle .. usually posted on Facebook over someone's missing bike

Weekends with "This one" 🤮

'Love on' and 'hate on'
Where did the unnecessary 'on' come from?

Making memories - even worse if it’s making memories with the famalam! Aaagh!

Sweet Treat. No.

Be kind. Fucking sick of it.

A cheeky week away or anything cheeky that really isn’t…