Something you'd love to say to that one person at work.

[32degrees]

Say it here, see if it helps.

I'll start: you dramatic entitled cow. I am sick to death of your bullshit. Stop threatening to quit, make my year and actually do it.

For Christ's sake shut the hell up I don't need a running commentary on everything you've done, about to do or have to do.
I've got my workload you've got yours just do it. I'm not interested😩

Oh and stop spending half the actual work day doing personal errands while 'working from home' and then carrying on like a martyr because you're online 'working at night' to get your work done.

You're not hardworking, you're taking the piss. Sending a few emails in front of married at first sight doesn't make you a hero.

Can you put that bloody phone down and answer the bell you can see I'm actually busy writing up notes looking up results whilst you are pissing about on FB😡
Bloody hell I could go on all day.

Will you please stop singing that same lyric over and over and over again.

Do you not realise that the reason your team has such a high turnover of staff is not because you train them so well that they are ready to move on, but because you are a nightmare and they rush to get away? I know this because several of them have told me.....

You and your nasty bitch deskmate are so horrible that it is not surprising your main topic of conversation is both of your upcoming divorces. Lucky men .

Shut the fuck about your dog. I don't care. I do not need live "Pup-dates" from your dog walker. And no, you do not "understand what it's like" having a human child because you have a "fur baby" 🙄

To a colleague.

Stop undermining me and sabotaging me. You might have been satisfied with doing the same job in the same company for 35 years and never taking up any development opportunities you were offered by the company but other people want more out of their jobs and don't want to coast. I was never a threat to you, but going into my digital time sheets and changing them to look like I was not doing any work meant you deserved being sacked, you fucking bitch.

Which one is it? 😂

You're a fucking cunt

Yep - same for me

(Any time anyone says anything about their personal life/ something they've done/ an illness:)

Don't tell me, you've been there but ages ago/ have had that too but worse/ have done that but better!

I might have worked with this person in the past 😉 😂

Please just shut the fuck up for once. Do us all a favour, quit and fuck off for eternity.

I know you slept with our boss - in the office.

You will never beat me. I'm smarter and capable of much much more than you can possibly see coming. So back off, or I'll unleash my inner cuntishness, and I'll win.

Your derailed egotistical entitlement will be your legacy, noticed and most if not all people will eventually find you tiresome. I notice what you are doing, and you bore me.

I’m actually so happy you’re leaving… you interrupt everyone, you’re so fucking loud and rude and a lazy work shy bitch.
Bye!!!

You are married to the job. You moan about the amount of work you do and that no-one else does it so you have to, and you moan about the unpaid overtime you do, but I think your time management is just appalling. You try and garner sympathy because you think your equals are lackadaisical cockwombles, when in fact we think you just want attention because there's not much going on for you outside of work. Find hobbies, please, for all of our sakes

Going back years ago...

Why are you such a bloody misery? You pour cold water on everyone's ideas, you bitch about people behind their backs, you are lazy and selfish. You shouldn't be doing this job.

Just wow! I hope they were sacked @JerseyRoyals

Please just shut your fucking mouth, no one wants to hear you talk. I hope you leave by the end of the year because I can’t take this much longer

Stop watching me to see if I'm stealing your stationary.

I only steal it when you are out of the office

If I am so 'amazing' (your words) that my resignation rendered you speechless and emotional, why did you mark my performance review score from 4 down to 3.5?

9 days left and counting!!

Just fucking retire. You are 72 and just not up the job anymore. And everyone dreads working with you.