So where is she?!

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Princess Kate?

Internet is going nuts about it, the theories are insane.

Hope she’s ok

The only thing you gave explained in your post is why my local Sainsbury ran out of tin foil this week

Judging by the madness online this week I think we're heading for a national shortage

Is OP coming back to explain what thales "other things" that are apparently making people think?

She's had surgery. As was announced. The conspiracies are wild.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Why in the name of God don't people simply accept she's recovering from surgery and will be back on duty after Easter? Honest to God.

She's been abducted by aliens. The Deep State don't want to risk panic among the populace about the risk of alien invasion, so it's all being kept hush-hush.

TPTB have a lookalike lined up, but she's been hidden away while she loses enough weight to pass as Kate and recovers from some plastic surgery that was necessary to perfect the likeness.

PW is not coping at all and is quite bereft, which is why he cancelled his attendance at that memorial service the other day.

Oh leave the poor sod alone! She’s not been well, no one is entitled to more information than that.

It was said at the time of her OP she wouldn't be resuming public duties till after Easter

So presumably she's at home recovering.

Interesting that the wilder theories seem to be taking hold in the US. The Eurotrash press have always been a bit rabid when it comes to salacious royal gossip, but I think now the Sussex squad have joined the fray it's gone properly batshit. I expect Kate and the kids (hopefully William too) have put their phones away so they can avoid all this nonsense.

Sorry if this has been answered but people are saying the children haven't been seen either - does this mean at school or or in regular public life?

If Kate is able to sit up and smile, I believe that KP would have tweeted a carefully staged photo of it. So I suspect she can't. She was happy to have her makeup artist and hair dresser on hand to be fully made up and in heels after giving birth.

She certainly has a legion of fans defending her on here

Defend her from what?

She doesn't need defending as she's done nothing wrong. She's ill, she wants privacy, that's it. It's common decency to leave her be.

What the fuck have I just read??

You do realise you don't actually know this woman at all, don't you? You have no idea what is "out of character" for her or not. This reads like you genuinely think you're privy to her innermost thoughts. It's more than a little creepy.

Imagine obsessing about the plans and motivations of someone you've never met and who doesn't even know you exist in this level of detail.

God all this sycophantic defending of a woman and I bet every single one of you has been completely and utterly vile about Meghan at least once in your lives.

Nope. I actually don't dislike Meghan and Harry at all. They would also be entitled to medical privacy.

No - I can defend both Kate and Meghan you know. This is about Kate so I will defend her right to privacy and to take to recover.

Nope. I don't think H&M have helped themselves but I'm inclined to believe pretty much everything they say. I just also think Kate is entitled to privacy as she recovers from surgery.

I personally love the crazy conspiracy theories.

It's insane that we still have a monarchy - the least they can do is provide us with some entertainment.

I'm certain she's in hiding while she's growing out a bad fringe.

She's exactly where they told us she was going to be when this first began. Resting and recuperating from sucessful planned surgery and will return to duties after Easter.

She’s here. She said to tell you to fuck off. HTH.

Nah I was told she was banned from reading Mumsnet to avoid hysterical laughter that might hurt.

Presumably she has been beamed up to the mothership to have her battery replaced.

They've literally just said on the BBC 6 o'clock news that we were always told she wouldn't be back doing royal duties until after Easter.

There really isn't.