So where is she?!

[Amillionmenwenttomowameadow]

Princess Kate?

Internet is going nuts about it, the theories are insane.

Hope she’s ok

If it's something this bad and it caused the massive weight loss we have all witnessed it's a big eye roll to all the people saying how great she looked. How slim and elegant. Oh she must be so disciplined. Why can't all women be like her. Oh she's going to be such a beautiful Queen blah blah

She was likely really sick

@User7825525 The original statement regarding her surgery never stated she would disappear entirely for 4 months. They gave the timeline and a followup piece about her working from home during the recovery period. That was perfectly setting things up for a statement, video call screenshot or maybe even picture of her during the time between her hospital discharge and resuming engagements. This was essentially what people were expecting at this stage. Some kind of statement or photo from her personally.

This is nonsense. I'm looking at their twitter feed they never even hinted that she would be working from home. They said "unlikely to return to royal duties until after Easter". The only follow up about her was that she was back home and thanked the staff at the hospital and well wishers. Nothing else was said. You are making stuff up.

So Tom Bower has said that she is likely to be off for longer than anticipated so don't hold your breath for her coming back beaming at Easter. He says she is seriously ill and her recovery is taking longer than expected. Poor Kate.

They gave the timeline and a followup piece about her working from home during the recovery period.

Please do find us that statement about her WFH, @User7825525 . The rest of us must have missed it?

This was the article, albeit hard to tell what the source is. DM did their quotation mark thing to make it appear more official: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/article-12987253/kate-surgery-work-commitment-palace-insider-william-church-england.html

The Internet is going nuts wondering where a woman is? A woman that had a statement released saying she would be out of the public eye until Easter?

The whole Internet? Come op @Amillionmenwenttomowameadow what does it make you think?

Could've sworn I saw her doing backflips in Green Park an hour ago. Must've been someone else.

Not really. She appeared in public on the 6th september. Then died on the 8th. There was only one full day in-between.

If you mean Catherine The Princess of Wales, then she is at home recuperating.

So, she's secretly dead, according to Twitter? 😀

Would someone oblige me by relaying a few more of the dafter theories, as I can't face Twitter?

Is she in space on a secret mission? Fell into a timeslip? Rebelled against being a smily blowdry in a nice coatdress and got a facial tattoo, and has to be hidden while they laser it off asap? Was savaged by some of the remaining corgis (who got the corgis when the queen died?)? Is in a secret dry-out location drying out from a well-hidden drug habit?

Nah, that'll be one of the lookalikes they hired.

what an utterly pointless thread

No she didn’t. She was photographed on the Tuesday meeting Liz Truss, looking frail but definitely alive - up, dressed and smiling. We first got rumblings something was very wrong on the Thursday morning and she died that afternoon.

Ah, ok. It didn’t seem that fast at the time.

It is weird, despite so many thinking it isn't. It doesn't align with how they would normally do things, like Charles is making statements, which are quotes from him and not 'he's doing the same' ;he's recovering' type comments, he's actually been seen and heard from. You would expect there to be public statements direct from her at the moment, that is how they do things, its good PR and Kate is normally really good at sending messages of thanks and their social media would normally post something on her birthday, something about Charles' illness etc Nothing about how they're doing this is in keeping with normal protocol. For Andrew to fill the hole Will left the other day is not a good look.

Braksonsboss, could you not say the same about half the threads? you don't like it, scroll on

But there have been multiple comments that his openness is unusual for the royal family, although it has been welcomed.

Also, Kate is not the monarch and never will be.

who got the corgis when the queen died?

Andrew and Fergie.

The Queen wasn't going to have any more dogs after her last one died, as she feared they would outlive her, but the Yorks gave them to her around the time of Philip's last illness and death, and said they would take them on if necessary.

The only thing you gave explained in your post is why my local Sainsbury ran out of tin foil this week .

• have explained

She is our next Queen. More importantly, 3 months off work is a long time. So I think given their position, they do need to update and be more open rather than just think we will be happy to pay huge sums for a family who can take months and months off work with little explanation- and also it seems are not missed at work and nobody taking over for them? Seems like they might be unnecessary altogether.

Ah, the Daily Mail! That paragon of truth and accuracy!!🤔🙄

So now we know that is just speculation/fiction.

The problem is not that an ill woman is taking 3 months to recover from surgery, which is not unusual and would probably be the case were she in any "normal" job.

The problem is that there is a royal family and hereditary monarchy in the first place.

BBL! (yes I read it on twitter and laughed so I'm sticking to it)

Is OP coming back to explain what thales "other things" that are apparently making people think?

She's had surgery. As was announced. The conspiracies are wild.