... to be crushed, I tell you, crushed, by what I've just discovered in my food cupboard?

[Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g]

NO RICE PUDDING. That's what I've just found. No rice pudding. I just fancied some Ambrosia pudding but somehow there is none there. Nobody except me eats the stuff here so it's my fault the last tin used was never replaced. No one to blame but myself. That makes it a million times worse.

Anybody got anything equally earth-shattering to share?

Homemade rice pudding is about the easiest dessert to make. However it takes a while to cook.

Love and prayers @Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g I hope in time you come to terms with your loss.

Ive got a packet of Birds Semolina (Use by Dec 2018) if that helps?

This makes me sad. Sympathy.

I have no more chocolate. Sob.

Ive got a packet of Birds Semolina (Use by Dec 2018) if that helps?

I want that. 5 years out of date is nowt to me, packet wise.

I inhaled a whole pack of Tunnocks teacakes in about half an hour today. Naturally, I hid the evidence.

This might actually not help but

Slow cooker rice pudding, made with coconut milk?

I've done it for others and it's super easy, but sadly I despise rice pudding so can only go on what others say. I'm told its delicious.

I live about 15 minutes' drive from the Ambrosia factory, OP (you can smell it as you drive past!)

Do you need me to go and break in and get you a pallet or two of tins??

My own secret sadness is that I wanted cheese and crackers when I got home and there were no crackers...

Weep for me, I have gin and no tonic

I have no potato cakes in at all. None. Because they went out of date yesterday and I had to eat them all. Also Morrisons put the giant crumpets back up to full price so I couldn't justify buying them.
It's a hard and cruel world we live in. Sigh.

Someone bought me a tea at work today. I took a big swig and it was lukewarm.

Fellow asbestos mouth owner, feeling your pain

I've mourned the loss of white chocolate Chunky Kit Kats since they disappeared a few years ago.

Finally found a four pack in Morrison's, and wanted one this afternoon. Went to the cupboard...and they're gone!

I had all the ingredients to make a delicious salmon, sweetcorn and pepper omelette for my dinner tonight.

However, all the small frying pans were in the dishwasher. So I made it in a small milk pan as that is all that was clean.

Not a good idea...it was like sludge!

No, but you should make one. A baked one using a tin of carnation evaporated milk instead of some of the normal milk, and with lots of freshly grated nutmeg on top. Tinned is not at all comparable.

The guinea pigs willl thank you

No whole nut chocolate.

We have fruit and nut but I'm hankering after whole nut.

The thing that's really getting on my tits about it is that no one else here really likes whole nut so they clearly ate it for the hell of it

Used to make it all the time when I had three hungry boys to feed. It really is easy! Just make sure you use pudding rice 😊😊

I keep making really shit brownies. So disappointing. I’m going to stop doing it to myself.

Please, please elaborate on what French poo sausage is TheYearOfSmallThings?

I really must know and whilst I'm no expert, French poo sausage does not seem like a term I should ask Google......

£3k OMG, now I'm worried. I just thought it'd be normal filling price.

Just eaten ready break with golden syrup as there is nothing else sweet in the house.

Well OK cough sweets, but if I'm eating them for a sugar fix I know times is hard.

Yes! It's lovely with jam mixed in, or nutmeg sprinkled on top. 😋

My husband has discovered my secret curlywurly stash.
Worse, the bastard cunningly replaced the empty package so I’ve been smugly sneaking peeks at it for days only to find out, after tonight’s healthy salad tea, that there are none left. I will therefore have to remain healthy, and hungry, until tomorrow.
Murder is too good for certain people.

😂😂😂😂😂

Poke in sticks and you have rice pudding pops! 😂

Do you need an alibi?