To ask for your funniest MN threads of all time?

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Just that, really. If you can remember what they’re called or link them, that would be fabulous. Feeling a bit glum tonight and a laugh would be nice. 😊

The Sistine Screamer. Pure gold.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3178898-DH-embarrassed-by-my-sensitivity

well the Ryan Giggs bad man nice handbag? thread made me laugh so hard I needed 3 inhalers an hour ago

I remember this! 😂

Off to find it! 😁

I don't remember what it's called, but the "Snapped and Farted" one. Also Mexican House Thief.

The neighbour one with Miss Jolly!

My favourite is 'He's eaten a fatball'. It's in Classics I think but I'm not sure of the actual title.

The one with the bonkers eccentric posh couple who the OP met via their kids, and for complicated reasons then had to invite them for dinner and served them Pom Bears as nibbles. I seem to remember the bonkers posh woman referred to her equally bonkers husband by a really weird pet name? Amazing.

Cutted up pear thread. I think it’s in classics

Also there was one where the OP’s son’s friend came round and asked if they followed the tradition of ‘pumping on the Christmas tree’ because apparently his family, upon putting up the tree, gathered around it and farted at it.

The whole thread was hysterical, but made even more so by one or two posters who were really stroppy and uptight about it because they didn’t think farting was any kind of laughing matter.

The Shitting Man one from years back. It is gold.

I've only been here about two years but in that time "dressing gown of doom" and the "Ford ranger" farm parking arsehole make me laugh again and again.

The you have a fortnight to microwave your dog one.

It should have been microchip your dog and it's long deleted now, but there ended up loads of dog related puns on it.

Honeydragon's spooney fucker husband thread is brilliant.

The term "Are you being a Spooney fucker?" is often used used in our house

I think my favourite was called ‘I pooed on my skirt at work today’ and the OP had a namechange fail 😂

Some of these I remember (spooney fucker! 😂) and they all sound magnificent, thank you!

i really liked this thread
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/3770551-Today-DD-passed-the-Baby-Jesus-to-Mary-like-a-world-class-scrum-half

The parking one where we were all waiting to see if the CF would ever come back for his car after parking on her private land instead of paying for the car park across the road (and us all wondering if her carvery loving brother was single)

My husband fed the hairdresser a steak whilst I watched. I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard.

The Reality vs Expectation of New Purchases is the funniest ever IMO:
www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/3106919-Anyone-want-to-come-and-mourn-the-reality-vs-expectation-of-new-purchases-with-me

And the Hugo thread is my close second:
www.mumsnet.com/talk/baby_names/3124765-long-name-for-hugo

Hugogirl! 🤣

I don't know if it still around , but a very helpful young chap came on & said he was good at IT. & did anyone need help working their computer. A woman ( who spoke for many I think & was a senior IT person ) said Oh thank fuck for that - I've just been bashing my tits on the keyboard and hoping for the best.

Once in a while I still have a giggle to myself about that.

Pirate noises during sex???????????????????? www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/115727-pirate-noises-during-sex

Penis beaker lol

Lemon Drizzle Bitch! Hilarious because OP was posting live from the PTA cake sale whilst MN encouraged her to punch a cake!

The woman who screamed so loud she was worried her neighbours head. The comments where gold calling her a braggart🤌🏻😂