To ask for your funniest MN threads of all time?

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Just that, really. If you can remember what they’re called or link them, that would be fabulous. Feeling a bit glum tonight and a laugh would be nice. 😊

Brilliant thread! Mine are Penis Beaker and My Husband ate a Fat Ball 🤣

Off to search for the other recommendations!

This one 🤣

The one where the OP could hear people having sex in the bushes at the end of her garden. Some posters wondered if it might actually be foxes, until the OP commented it was unlikely that a fox would as for "a finger up the bum" 🤣🤣

Booble pate,
One about being scared of cows
"My god! YOUR MINGE"
The one where LostinWales ate a lego piece.
And a random one that made me have hysterics in the chip shop, about someone's sexual partner spitting in their mouth during sex.
Back in the day, (pre "Penis Beaker") MN was hysterical.

I’m trying to remember what the OP did, but it she’d been having an argument at work and then made a cat noise or something in the woman’s face

And of course, the thread that brought me to MN, the funniest parts of childbirth.

Horses at the Olympics

The religious fridge is one of my favourites.

Another vote for ‘he has eaten a fat ball’. It’s in classics and I genuinely cried with laughter the first time I read it!

Your minge, is that you UCM, cubes of poo.

The mangoes.

Seriously underrated.

And the poster who came on to complain about her partner and I think his friend being ridiculous about zombie apocalypse scenarios and we all started discussing our own plans and she said we were supposed to laugh at them not join them 🤣

I've been here for what seems forever, but i somehow managed to never see the Penis Beaker thread. And there's no point me searching for it, the phrase is scattered throughout MN. Anyone got a link? Pretty please?

For those interested in the Mexican House Thief, you'll find it here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1735637-Have-you-ever-encountered-anyone-this-cheeky?reply=38589771

A few years ago there was a thread that was something like "Reminder that there's only a few days left to microwave your dog" and then the OP disappeared.

Obviously it was just before the microchip law came in but the puns were amazing 😂

OP then returned and apologised profusely but it was bloody funny 😄

My favourite too.

Was it a pigeon noise?

The sex lube and a fishslice one

The baby name one where someone said Teddy made her think of a frat boy campus rapist

some mum of a son called Teddy who was about 2 replied absolutely furious saying her son wasn’t a rapist etc 😂 😂

He has eaten a fat ball: www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/2017083-He-has-eaten-a-fat-ball

DH has been cleansing his face ... with anti-bacterial bathroom wipes: www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/2556643-DH-has-been-cleansing-his-face-with-anti-bacterial-bathroom-wipes

The one where the OP was complaining about the quality of staff in M&S and expected them to suggest the best chips to go with streak. It can't have been real, but the comments were hilarious

I think it was owl noises. Weren't they arguing about Slimming World or something?

Whispers penetration 🤣

Balonz is the one that had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

Sistine screamer and fat ball were also great though

I don't know why but the one about the DH who always did a poo and then went to bed naked made me laugh so much I cried and could not stop laughing for days.

The one with the OP's partner doing t-rex in the supermarket !

Does anyone remember one from years ago about reviews of holiday/resort/hotels? It was hilarious.