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Do you fancy Jarvis Cocker?

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gotelltheoldmandowntheroad · 13/08/2022 10:13

I know I'm not alone.

From the moment I first saw him when Common People came out, and he was staring into my soul on Top of the Pops. His voice, his sass, his talent. Even today, I have fancied him since he appeared and still do.

Anyone else?

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Haggisfish3 · 13/08/2022 10:13

Yes!! Always and forever!

Foreverinjeans · 13/08/2022 10:16

Yes. Think he'd be amazing in bed!

Alconleigh · 13/08/2022 10:18

To the end of time. Glorious man.

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gotelltheoldmandowntheroad · 13/08/2022 10:20

Alconleigh · 13/08/2022 10:18

To the end of time. Glorious man.

Glorious is the right word.

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Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2022 10:25

Back in the day he had a certain something but he doesn’t do it for me now.

EeeByeGummieBear · 13/08/2022 10:26

Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2022 10:25

Back in the day he had a certain something but he doesn’t do it for me now.

This. He doesn't do anything for me now

For · 13/08/2022 10:28

Nope. Not noticed him since the 90s but then he struck me as self-absorbed, underweight, pale and into drugs.

Brad Pitt or DiCaprio in the 90s, now 😍

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gotelltheoldmandowntheroad · 13/08/2022 10:28

Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2022 10:25

Back in the day he had a certain something but he doesn’t do it for me now.

He is almost 60. I don't usually like older men either but this was just an instant attraction. I remember being totally mesmerised at the time, when he appeared on TOTP. I was 14. I'm now 40 and just still adore him. Crazy.

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gotelltheoldmandowntheroad · 13/08/2022 10:30
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RichardOsmansXraySpecs · 13/08/2022 10:31

Nooooooo, too cocky for my liking.

BlueKaftan · 13/08/2022 10:31

I’m so put off by his name. I can’t explain it but I find it hideous.

Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2022 10:33

My heart remains with Rob Lowe. He had it back in the day and at 58 he still does.
I think Jarvis might be a bit gloomy these days.

JorisBonson · 13/08/2022 10:34

Oh yes, always and forever!

JorisBonson · 13/08/2022 10:34

Haggisfish3 · 13/08/2022 10:13

Yes!! Always and forever!

Haha jinx!

Atomicspider · 13/08/2022 10:38

Until his latest Glastonbury performance.

SteveHarringtonsChestHair · 13/08/2022 10:40

Nope, never did. I can see why other people might, but I prefer a chunky rugby player’s physique myself. I did love their music though.

Ticksallboxes · 13/08/2022 10:40

For · 13/08/2022 10:28

Nope. Not noticed him since the 90s but then he struck me as self-absorbed, underweight, pale and into drugs.

Brad Pitt or DiCaprio in the 90s, now 😍

Have never fancied him (or Brad Pitt).

But Leo still looks amazing, even with his intermittent paunch!

x2boys · 13/08/2022 10:41

I saw pulp live at the Heineken Festival in Leeds in 1995 they were amazing and best of all it was a free festival !

MacKenzieMcHale · 13/08/2022 10:42

I'm going to see him in a few weeks, I'll let you know 😘

GranolaHolmes · 13/08/2022 10:42

He's mine sorry

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gotelltheoldmandowntheroad · 13/08/2022 10:42

Sparklingbrook · 13/08/2022 10:33

My heart remains with Rob Lowe. He had it back in the day and at 58 he still does.
I think Jarvis might be a bit gloomy these days.

I loved him as well but Jarvis just has this magical effect on me, persistent over three decades.

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gotelltheoldmandowntheroad · 13/08/2022 10:43

MacKenzieMcHale · 13/08/2022 10:42

I'm going to see him in a few weeks, I'll let you know 😘

I saw PULP live, dad took me. I would never ever want to meet him. I'm married. I'd probably faint if he spoke to me.

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lastminutedotcom22 · 13/08/2022 10:43

No he's a gereatric druggy

dalisdrippingclock · 13/08/2022 10:44

God yes, love him!

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gotelltheoldmandowntheroad · 13/08/2022 10:44

Ticksallboxes · 13/08/2022 10:40

Have never fancied him (or Brad Pitt).

But Leo still looks amazing, even with his intermittent paunch!

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Leo's talent is attractive and I found him most fanciable in Don't Look Up, but I've never had a huge crush on him.

I also love Jeff Bridges and Olly Alexander.

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