Falls Part 8

[Blossomtoes]

Because 7.5 is nearly full and we’re still waiting.

Not the right time

Wonder who they will send out to do tomorrow's news rounds

Police haven't finished with their investigation yet - so there might be more fines to come.

Wonder if we'll get to see the Gray report before the summer recess.

But Boris Johnson knows what a women is, because he has partied with so many of them.

@DuncinToffee

Not the right time

Wonder who they will send out to do tomorrow's news rounds

Oh I do hope it is Dorres, or perhaps Fabricant and his cat.

@SamCoatesSky

OPERATIONAL NOTE

We are waiting for Tory MPs - especially the cabinet - to issue messages of support for Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak

The spreadsheet is waiting to record the timing of your statements of support

Just a tweet will do

Fab Cat has been deployed to defend Big Dog

“Boris didn’t think he was breaking the law - just like teachers and nurses who went back to the staff room to have a drink”

@DuncinToffee

Fab Cat has been deployed to defend Big Dog

“Boris didn’t think he was breaking the law - just like teachers and nurses who went back to the staff room to have a drink”

And what about the 1000s of teachers and nurses who didn't go back to the staff room to have a party because they are not as stupid as the Prime Minister?

Cats and squirrels always know a nurse or teacher who did have a drink, so the rest don't count. Facts don't matter, just 'feelz''

Keir had a beer
there is noone to replace boris

Fuck, this is so depressing

@DuncinToffee

Cats and squirrels always know a nurse or teacher who did have a drink, so the rest don't count. Facts don't matter, just 'feelz''

Keir had a beer
there is noone to replace boris

Fuck, this is so depressing

Presumably Fabricat and Big Dog don't expect anyone who did follow the rules to vote for them and their party in future?

Found you all! This thread dropped off my watch list.

Well, well, well. Who would have thunk it.

There is no way Johnson will resign because war etc. Sunak might go though.

All very quiet from the Sunak camp. I'll be very interested to see what his next move is.

No 10 confirms this FPN was issued for the June 19th PM birthday gathering. PM is also linked to up to another five events the Met is investigating. Sunak was only quizzed by the police over this single June 19 event

Well we all know the man's a lying bag of lies. I agree with pp who said he will cling on if at all possible until the local elections.

@DuncinToffee

No 10 confirms this FPN was issued for the June 19th PM birthday gathering. PM is also linked to up to another five events the Met is investigating. Sunak was only quizzed by the police over this single June 19 event

That is so unfair, poor Boris ambushed by a cake and now fined for it.

Few more ambushes on the way

No 10 insiders believe PM faces THREE more partygate fines.

For BYOB garden party, ABBA party in flat & ex-spin doctor’s leaving do.

I didn't have sending aslyum seekers to Rwanda on my bingo card of squirrel policies designed to distract us from Johnson's criminality. Not sure how they could get any worse but presumably with a few more fines in the offing he'll have to think of something else even more utterly dreadful and morally repugnant.

Do you have 'speeding fine' on your bingo card?