Small penis... what to say?

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It's not me honest! I've name changed as I was on a local board... cancel the cheque etc

A friend has started seeing someone. With she says an average size penis. But the guy has hang ups. And is always searching for compliments. She's like what do I say?

She says he satisfies her. It's all great. It's the best sex. And he replies so it's small then?

But she doesn't want to say it's the biggest she's ever seen etc. It isn't.

The worst thing is she says it's great sex. But he gets annoyed when she doesn't say the right thing and she doesn't know what to say.

He sounds annoying and a right turn off!

He’s probably at some point had a girl tell him he has a small dick so has a chip on his shoulder about it.

Oh i would tell him "look, im not counselling you through whatever issue you have around this".

Sounds like he will never be satisfied with her answer

Has she tried big enough for me
Bigger doesn't equal better

I would be inclined to bin him off if he got too annoying

He might be a small penis humiliation person?

🤣 This isn’t a joke is it? This is actually going to be a thing that I learn about today isn’t it. I really don’t want to google. 😬

She needs to tell him that the size of his penis isn't an issue, but keep bugging her about it all is an issue

"Size doesn't matter" ?? I have no idea. I was once with a guy who had a small penis and it did nothing for me.

I think she needs to take the bull by the horns, as it were, and just say look stop asking me, it's amazing sex, average size yes but it's what you do with it! Please stop being so paranoid as you've got it all wrong (try not to say out of proportion though 😆)

I'd be straight tbh. Stfu about it, I'm happy in the sack with you. Next time you bring anything up I'll be ignoring it.

Nothing worse than an vocally penis insecure dude.

Small penis humiliation kink is def a thing. I remember it was a repeat theme in the Max Clifford stuff - several women reporting the same interactions where he wanted them to talk about his tiny dong.

So it could be that! Or just massive insecurity.

Sounds like too much work, being forced to compliment him but it’s never enough for him. I hate people who get pissed when you say the “wrong” thing but never tell you the “right” thing to say.
I’d dump, if I were —you— your friend.

She needs to have a forthright chat Away from the bedroom..

I'm satisfied with our sex life but my orgasm should be sufficient to tell you if I enjoyed it or not. Constantly having to dissect exactly what I enjoyed and leave you a review is ruining it for me.

"Oooh its just like a winkie only bigger ..yum yum"

@MaybeAMoaner

He’s probably at some point had a girl tell him he has a small dick so has a chip on his shoulder about it.

Oof... a reverse on that would get a very different reaction.

She needs to tell him to stop keeping on about it , she’s told him the sex is great , she’s not there to counsel him. If he doesn’t believe her then he’s effectively calling her a liar . It must be exhausting having to keep propping up his ego.

She says he satisfies her. It's all great. It's the best sex. And he replies so it's small then?

I would ask him where the hell that comment came from as I hadn’t said anything of the sort.

This would be incredibly tedious and annoying though, I have to say.

It's big enough to fill a pram ...

I do t know why he is being so silly. Women also have large and small vaginas its not just a man hang up.

Is he still in high school? He sounds so childish

Oh i would tell him "look, im not counselling you through whatever issue you have around this"

Oooooof 😂 😂

He sounds annoying and a right turn off!

I agree!
I couldn’t cope with someone so desperate for the ‘right’ compliments.

I had an ex with a slightly larger than average penis and he would often go on about how big his dick is - I would always agree even though I’d had way bigger. It’s like when a women is self concious of her breasts - her partner should always say they’re the perfect size! Lol

Would be jogged on in no time

I would not take a relationship further with a man that needed his penis literally bigged up all the time. How absolutely exhausting.

I'd tell him how deeply unsexy that level of insecurity is.