Small penis... what to say?

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It's not me honest! I've name changed as I was on a local board... cancel the cheque etc

A friend has started seeing someone. With she says an average size penis. But the guy has hang ups. And is always searching for compliments. She's like what do I say?

She says he satisfies her. It's all great. It's the best sex. And he replies so it's small then?

But she doesn't want to say it's the biggest she's ever seen etc. It isn't.

The worst thing is she says it's great sex. But he gets annoyed when she doesn't say the right thing and she doesn't know what to say.

Ask him if he has had a smallcox innoculation

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Absolutely do not talk about your son's penis size regardless of how you perceive it. 🥴. The sex talk is one thing. Size is another and completely inappropriate.

Sorry, that was meant to quote @Theneverendingtories

@NortieTortie this thread is a year on. zombie thread no need to resurrect it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣this comment has given me a whole new lease of life. I literally laughed out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was the ice lolly stick wot dunnit

“Even if you were hung like a horse, it wouldn’t matter if you didn’t know what to do with it.”
(Absolutely true, btw. Also, what they say about French men being the best lovers is an absolute myth, it would seem.)

They didn’t resurrect it, so perhaps tag the right person in your telling off?

I knew that I had read this before.

Oh god - please don't say that to your son. Majorly weird.

I like Big Dicks, and I cannot lie! 😂🎵

I also prefer the men attached to them - quietly confident. They (understandably) have less hang ups and don't come across as anxious and flitty.

I have NEVER met a BD man who was arrogant. The less-than packing man has always seemed to be the one with issues, in and out the bedroom.

I like good sex, and I have never had sex with a man, more than a handful of times, if the sex had been unsatisfactory, for me

I'm fed up of having to massage SD men's egos. No, it can't be nice having a small pecker but maybe kick off with your parents about that one, seeing as penis size is, by and large, hereditary.

Ps- Is his name Mark??

Those who say size doesn’t matter are clearly not referring to penis size, diamonds or cocktails.

my little boy appears to be average and I’ll tell him when the time comes that his ‘bits’ are perfectly normal and his main concern with satisfying a lady starts with being kind to her and making her feel special

Really? You are going to say that to your son? Absolutely talk to him about respecting women but I wouldn't mention his penis size, unless he does, as that would be kinda weird!

OMG! I assumed he was in his early 20s!

I would just end it. If he’s got to 51 and hasn’t sorted his shit out he’s never going to.

The best sex, including piv sex, I have ever had, by a loooonnngg way, was also with the guy with the smallest penis. The sexist worst sex was with a guy with the largest.

For me, it really hasn’t been size, but how a guy knows how to move inside me, respond to me, and how to touch me and get me crazy turned on for him, so that when he’s inside everything is primed and sensitized. It’s what you do with it, not the size.

Urgh he sounds really annoying. He's definitely being a massive dick

Big or is doesn’t equal great sex, in fact they can be quite awkward and restrictive.

He sounds very immature. Why does he feel the need to have a massive cock anyway?

Meh, I’d leave him to his tiny penis. I’m not sure there’s a lot more that’s less of a turn on than a man banging on about his wee Willy winkie.

I was also going to say Mark! 😳🔎

My DH tries harder than anyone and is great (no size hang ups either) but he is anxious and I get the inqisition on if it was good enough afterwards.

I think his anxiety is what leads him to be good because he tries so hard but it also comes with the down side of 10 minutes of being asked for reassurance that he did it right - its just a trade off lol.

Anxiety is a legitimate medical condition though that people dont choose and often cant control, its sad so many would dump someone good because of a mildly irratating but mostly harmless mental health issue being 'unsexy'.