Small penis... what to say?

[sorryofficer]

It's not me honest! I've name changed as I was on a local board... cancel the cheque etc

A friend has started seeing someone. With she says an average size penis. But the guy has hang ups. And is always searching for compliments. She's like what do I say?

She says he satisfies her. It's all great. It's the best sex. And he replies so it's small then?

But she doesn't want to say it's the biggest she's ever seen etc. It isn't.

The worst thing is she says it's great sex. But he gets annoyed when she doesn't say the right thing and she doesn't know what to say.

Thank god it's not just me. I'm like I have no idea. She's said all the things I'd say... surely the fact they have great sex and he satisfies her is enough?!

He's 51 by the way.... none of us are teenagers...

I couldn’t be with someone so insecure that I’d need to constantly reassure them, great sex or not.

I’m still laughing at gamerchick’s post:
“Next time you bring anything up, I’ll be ignoring it“.
Is that because it really is too small?!

I'd have a final talk with him, tell him it's not an issue, but keep asking about it is... if he keeps wanting reassurance I'd bin. It's going to get tedious.

'I'm really enjoying sex with you and have no issues or worries about your penis size, but the constant asking about it and self-a basement about it is a turn off. Either stop asking about it and enjoy the intimacy or this won't work out'.

Just say "yes, it's tiny" to shut him up or get rid him

Men who watch porn have a skewed idea of average penis size.
My dh thought genuinely his was small.
It def isn't.
They obviously don't gawp in toilets and prob only see 'donkeys' in action on pornhub!

Oh FFS it's not what you've got it's what you do with it.

I couldn't be doing with that.
No bloke I've been with has mentioned dick size to me- how odd.

She could say 'I have no idea, it's the only one I've seen'.

Toxic masculinity at its finest. When will men get it in their skulls that a gigantic penis is useless if you don't know how to use it properly?

I reckon she should make a big show of looking for it every time he pulls his pants down. ‘Now where did that little fella go? Don’t be shy, little guy! I’m sure I’ll be able to spot the little dude when he gets excited, that always makes him a bit easier to see with the naked eye. Oh, excited already? Golly, let me just grab my willy magnifying glass, looks like I need a bit of help tonight!’

Oh god. How utterly tiresome.

Do men not realise that it's not the small dick that's the problem, it's the tedious hang-ups about it?

Tell her to say “
Is it in yet?”

It's not the wand it's the wizard

He might be a small penis humiliation person?

That was my first thought. Met a couple of these over my single years.
Get rid.
His kink is all about him, your friend is just the facilitator. He doesn't care if she's satisfied, in fact he's sooner she was unsatisfied because that highlights how small his cock is.

"Will you please STFU about your average penis? It hits the spot, well done."

god this sounds like hard work tbh!

God, what a turn off. That would kill it for me

Is his name Mark?

@BruiserWoods

Oh i would tell him "look, im not counselling you through whatever issue you have around this".

This.

On a separate note I wonder if men who have small dicks are better in bed because they have to 'work' more at it. Anyway, this would put me off. When I get the ick there's no turning back and this would absolutely give me the ick.

@PussyCatEatingPigsInBlankets

Is his name Mark?

I was going to say Neil 😂😂😂

@Rubadubdub21

"Size doesn't matter" ?? I have no idea. I was once with a guy who had a small penis and it did nothing for me.

Could be that he doesn't have a small penis but you have a bigger vagina. I'll bet you both could find someone with the "right size" of penis/vagina to fit.

Is it a thin willy 🤮