Small penis... what to say?

[sorryofficer]

It's not me honest! I've name changed as I was on a local board... cancel the cheque etc

A friend has started seeing someone. With she says an average size penis. But the guy has hang ups. And is always searching for compliments. She's like what do I say?

She says he satisfies her. It's all great. It's the best sex. And he replies so it's small then?

But she doesn't want to say it's the biggest she's ever seen etc. It isn't.

The worst thing is she says it's great sex. But he gets annoyed when she doesn't say the right thing and she doesn't know what to say.

@PussyCatEatingPigsInBlankets

Is his name Mark?

Oh god…you too? 😂😂

@Sparklfairy

Toxic masculinity at its finest. When will men get it in their skulls that a gigantic penis is useless if you don't know how to use it properly?

A gigantic penis can also overstuff or hurt someone with a shallow/small vagina during sex, no matter how he uses it.

Size also matters that way.

I would find that incredibly annoying tbh. I couldn't entertain massaging the ego to that extent .

He sounds hard work. Guarantee these insecurities run deeper.

“Is it in yet?” always works well in these situations 🤣

Or if he is otherwise fantastic and she sees a future with him, ask him if he always digs for ‘compliments’ like this and, if so, what he thinks is making him feel so insecure as to need to do so.

Call it the Worm King

@mylovelydd

He might be a small penis humiliation person?

That was my first thought. Met a couple of these over my single years.
Get rid.
His kink is all about him, your friend is just the facilitator. He doesn't care if she's satisfied, in fact he's sooner she was unsatisfied because that highlights how small his cock is.

Yeah, particularly because he's 51, I agree this is probably his kink. (Cos old enough to know better).

She needs to say that she is not a therapist, she's told him it's fine, either he accepts that and stops going on about it or she doesn't want to stay with him.

@Starcaller

Small penis humiliation kink is def a thing. I remember it was a repeat theme in the Max Clifford stuff - several women reporting the same interactions where he wanted them to talk about his tiny dong.

So it could be that! Or just massive insecurity.

I would say (in a Somerset accent) "Good Lord, whatever be that? I ain't seen anything loike it in my loif. It looks like a penis, only smaller!"

Mature answer: “Your penis isn’t an issue, your obsession with it is.”

Fun answer: “Bop it, twist it, pull it, flick it!” Then run away.

@SleepingStandingUp

She needs to have a forthright chat Away from the bedroom..

I'm satisfied with our sex life but my orgasm should be sufficient to tell you if I enjoyed it or not. Constantly having to dissect exactly what I enjoyed and leave you a review is ruining it for me.

"leave you a review!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

‘I had no trouble finding your penis and enjoying it, keep on about it and you’ll have nowhere to put it but your tiny hands’

Sounds like he’s got a tacky fantasy he expects her to play along with “oh you’re so big” 🙄🙄

She needs to tell him the sex is great but the whiny demands for reviews are a turn off.

This would get in my nerves. Is he really worth it?

Tell her to sing him this song:

"A friend".

🤔

Could say it’s a Goldilocks dick
Not too big, not too small, but just right.

Sorry but I couldn't help it, had to be done:

Women also have large and small vaginas its not just a man hang up.

It's a lesser deal because the vagina is basically muscle. I would imagine it's fairly rare that a woman can't make it tighter if she wants to.

But men who want "big penis" compliments are very tiresome. Particularly the ones who are clearly not big, but want to hear it anyway. (Hi ex-DP...)

@VladmirsPoutine

On a separate note I wonder if men who have small dicks are better in bed because they have to 'work' more at it. Anyway, this would put me off. When I get the ick there's no turning back and this would absolutely give me the ick.

I've slept with 4 people...the worst one (and most selfish one) in bed was the one with the really small penis...

So this wasn't the case for me🤣

“Look it’s average not too small or two big, if you have hang ups about it this is on you. Honestly though the constant discussion on size is a massive turn off and it’s a shame because you are great/good in bed”

Too big

Oh yuck. What a weirdo.

I've had two very small penis experiences. One kept telling me that his was average size and I agreed until he eventually got on my nerves talking about it and told him that it was only average in a room full of small penes. I would never normally be cruel like that. The sex was fine, the size was not much of an issue but the constant talking about his fucking cock pushed me over the edge. His was what I would call pretty small.

The other one was when I was a teenager and it was seriously like a little boy's winky. I couldn't feel it at all when it went in. The sex was not good because it was all penis in, penis out and nowt else. He didn't go on about his penis but it was obvious that he had issues with it and I think me being a lot younger so having less experience made him feel safe with me because I'd not have seen normal size penes. Anyway, I never said anything about it although I nearly did when he told me that the reason he liked going out with me was because I wasn't beautiful and he got annoyed when I "laughed too much" at a comedy film because apparently, that was embarrassing. I split up with him soon after. Looking back he was toxic and luckily I still had enough youthful faith in myself to bin him rather than let him bring me down.

[quote AcrossthePond55]Tell her to sing him this song:

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