Small penis... what to say?

[sorryofficer]

It's not me honest! I've name changed as I was on a local board... cancel the cheque etc

A friend has started seeing someone. With she says an average size penis. But the guy has hang ups. And is always searching for compliments. She's like what do I say?

She says he satisfies her. It's all great. It's the best sex. And he replies so it's small then?

But she doesn't want to say it's the biggest she's ever seen etc. It isn't.

The worst thing is she says it's great sex. But he gets annoyed when she doesn't say the right thing and she doesn't know what to say.

His insecurity and going on about it would kill it for me.

Just tell him the truth, yes it’s small but it doesn’t matter

@Sarahlou63

"He’s probably at some point had a girl tell him he has a small dick so has a chip on his shoulder about it has a complex about it in exactly the same way that women think about their breasts or genitalia".

Have fixed your typo for you.

I think when a man gets annoyed when his partner doesn’t say the right to sufficiently stroke his ego it’s fine to say he has a chip on his shoulder.

He sounds like a dick.

He's twisting interpreting her compliments as an insult. He sounds needy and difficult.

I reckon he gets off on being told his penis is small and she’s not playing along. At 51 I doubt he thinks it’s actually small just likes to be told it is.

Is this teenager type talk ?

He’s making something tiny into a huge problem.
for scale is it the size of a chilli
Or a banana, funsized?

Does it grow and show?
I’m imagining an ice lolly stick could be taped to it, like a splint, or a cotton bud.
Do they do condoms in miniature ?

I’d not want to spend a life time of telling him, it’s ok.

Fuck me, he sounds exhausting.

She should get rid and get a dildo.

Another zombie penis thread!

@Gh989 this is the second zombie thread about small penises you have resurrected tonight. Have you been googling 'small penises' by any chance?

Yes, @Stravaig, and this one revived by a user who has also commented on the other thread today and used mysogynistic language and blamed women for his, and others, penis anxiety. At least, that is the interpretation I extrapolated from the jumbled and garbled posts.

Christ alive. You can't half tell it's a Saturday night.

It’s the male equivalent of does my bum look big in this.

You won’t win whatever you say

Just seen it’s a zombie thread never mind

Oh, look. You've bumped a second zombie thread on penis size. Dubious behaviour.

What is going on here, tonight?

Your cock is fine but your insecurity is a massive turn off.

In fairness women are equal in boob/tummy/fanjo insecurity.. I'd have a strict 'look, I love your cock, it fills me up but your insecure questions are a massive turn off/etc' conversation and either leave it there or leave for good. A below average penis is normal. Constantly yammering about it is not and is in turn a huge turn off.

Zombie thread

Unfortunately , porn culture has made a lot of men feel like size is a thing , and unrealistic sizes to.
Nearly every chap I’ve had has been within the ‘average range ‘ and the only guy that was unusually large resulted in unsuccessful intercourse because it was painful.
sad really.
my little boy appears to be average and I’ll tell him when the time comes that his ‘bits’ are perfectly normal and his main concern with satisfying a lady starts with being kind to her and making her feel special .

Is your friend Dr Emily?