This may go down in mumsnet classics.. but until just now I did not know that men did not use loo roll.when they had a wee!!!!

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No loo roll in bathroom. I asked dh , any loo roll and how has he managed all day without any? He sais " Ive not been" .. i said what you have not had a wee all day.. ? To which he replied men shake ,they dont use loo roll .i cannot believe that have never noticed this.! Thought they would at least pat it a bit with some loo roll. No more spontanous for me for now. 🤣

What else do I not know ? Or did you not kmow?

No loo rolls hanging next to urinals at work, pubs, shops, cinemas, theatres...

Yuk
My husband always does.
Prevents clothes smelling of stale wee.

You didn’t know

1 - mine does

2- if this goes in MN classics, MN is dead

Why would this go on classics?

What a grim topic

My dh does.

@DameCelia

Yuk My husband always does. Prevents clothes smelling of stale wee.

I know many don't but I feel same way about it as you

I’ve taught my son that he should. However he’s now 11, so I’ve no idea if he still does. It’s gross that smell of wee on men you get sometimes.

I don't think you can nominate yourself for classics...

@HerRoyalRisesAgain

Why would this go on classics?

I have no idea. Bit embarrassing to suggest one's own thread for into classics isn't it?

Please don't let a thread about wiping penises into classics.

DH and DS both wipe.

My DH does. But this explains as though I had no idea why there's always fucking drips on the toilet when other men come round.

I bet all these posters saying their partner does don’t actually 😂

DH does.

DH is a patter. First man I met who is though.

What a time to be alive.

@CandyFIosss

I bet all these posters saying their partner does don’t actually 😂

Unfortunately I know he does because he likes to just leave it there 🤮

Twas joke re classics! Was reffering to the penis dunker theme!

all the menfolk in my family do use paper for number ones.
it;s how they are brought up.

cleanliness is next to godliness.
also it is not necessary for men to stand over the loo to pass water,
which can be messy. many men sit down. many mothers demand this.

the men in my house use tp to 'dab' (at least dh does and we have shown ds when potty training)

How do men with foreskins wipe or pat their pensis after a wee? Seriously??

I'm only really here for the "funniest thread I've ever read, I just spat soup on the baby" etc but those who know....how do you know? I have no intention of either asking dp or sniffing his keks but just wondered if it's the sort of conversation we've been missing out on.

@CandyFIosss

I bet all these posters saying their partner does don’t actually 😂

Er, why?

DH definitely does and so does DS. They also don't use urinals, they wait and use a cubicle precisely so that they have loo roll available.