This may go down in mumsnet classics.. but until just now I did not know that men did not use loo roll.when they had a wee!!!!

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No loo roll in bathroom. I asked dh , any loo roll and how has he managed all day without any? He sais " Ive not been" .. i said what you have not had a wee all day.. ? To which he replied men shake ,they dont use loo roll .i cannot believe that have never noticed this.! Thought they would at least pat it a bit with some loo roll. No more spontanous for me for now. 🤣

Late to this wild ride of a thread. Most interested in the revelations about shedloads vs shed loads to be honest. Learn something new every day.

Otherwise hilarious how many people are horrified by others knowing (or feeling comfortable enough to ask) what their DPs get up to.

Shocked to learn so many men apparently DO wipe (I was firmly of the belief that it's a shake and go job, though I've never rigorously interrogated this belief.)

Not 100% sure on my DH. He's definitely been for a wee while I've been in the room, but when that happens I tend to be distracted by what I'm doing e.g. moisturiser. I'd guess he's a shaker, because I feel I might have noticed him going for loo roll and been surprised by it. Maybe I will ask.

In absolute stitches at the poor teenager who was asked by his mum and immediately knew it was MN. (Tbf if I ask DH something odd out of the blue like that he usually knows too).