This may go down in mumsnet classics.. but until just now I did not know that men did not use loo roll.when they had a wee!!!!

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No loo roll in bathroom. I asked dh , any loo roll and how has he managed all day without any? He sais " Ive not been" .. i said what you have not had a wee all day.. ? To which he replied men shake ,they dont use loo roll .i cannot believe that have never noticed this.! Thought they would at least pat it a bit with some loo roll. No more spontanous for me for now. 🤣

@ShowOfHands

Please don't let a thread about wiping penises into classics.

DH and DS both wipe.

Surely this is the main criteria for Classics?

@BeautifulBirds

How do men with foreskins wipe or pat their pensis after a wee? Seriously??

I don't know about other males but DS and DH have foreskins which retract.

I’ve never even asked my husband what he does. He has toilet roll in his toilet that is regularly replaced is all I know. As for classics - get a grip.

I've never thought about this ..might ask him after dinner

@Geamhradh

I'm only really here for the "funniest thread I've ever read, I just spat soup on the baby" etc but those who know....how do you know? I have no intention of either asking dp or sniffing his keks but just wondered if it's the sort of conversation we've been missing out on.

😂

@Geamhradh

I'm only really here for the "funniest thread I've ever read, I just spat soup on the baby" etc but those who know....how do you know? I have no intention of either asking dp or sniffing his keks but just wondered if it's the sort of conversation we've been missing out on.

Because DH helped toilet train DS and taught him to wipe.

Your DH doesn’t use loo roll - it’s not a universal thing, nor some revelatory epiphany, worth sharing on MN.

I've no idea if DH or DS do or not.

Does the shaking argument hold water (snarf) though? As a female if I shake off the drips (via a botty wiggle) I still need to dab with paper afterwards.

It's ok I didn't know this this either until last year or so and I'm 50 + ....maybe cos I hadnt thought about it ....no brothers no sons etc

Husband does at home or when using a cubicle ....hates urinals and would only use if no other choice !

@ShowOfHands
I don't know about other males but DS and DH have foreskins which retract.

Retractable foreskin. Sounds like something off Thunderbirds.

Classics? Hardly ...

@LordOfTheThings

I've no idea if DH or DS do or not.

Me neither and I'm not about to get my clipboard and pen and do a survey.

Classics indeed.

Men using toilet roll?? I'm still trying to train DH to get some of it in the toilet and not around it/on the floor.

My grandson aged 8 has a better aim.................

*I'm only really here for the "funniest thread I've ever read, I just spat soup on the baby etc"

I haven't spat out my tea but the thread title put me right off my tea.

A classic it is not.

I only know because I have sons.
Ime they need loo roll to wipe spills they create when they wee 👿

No tea spitting or waking the baby here, just crying and shaking over what has become of MN.

The men in my family do use it. However they do not know how to replace it and will inform me "There's no tp in the bathroom" rather than reaching in the cabinet above the toilet and getting a new roll.

@Geamhradh

I'm only really here for the "funniest thread I've ever read, I just spat soup on the baby" etc but those who know....how do you know? I have no intention of either asking dp or sniffing his keks but just wondered if it's the sort of conversation we've been missing out on.

I've seen my DH pee many times. At home we both rarely shut the bathroom door and it seems to be a trend for hotels not to have doors where the toilets are in the rooms.

I've walked in to brush my teeth for example and found him finishing up a wee wiping it off, or at his parents' house (abroad) we will often get ready for bed together in the big bathroom and have a little chat together in English/some alone time (not "alone time" just time to be the 2 of us on our own)

I have no idea whst DH and DS do. None of my businesx

@DedalusBloom

What a time to be alive.

🤣🤣🤣

Weeing is not for an audience in this house. So much better that way.

Yack. What sort of hotels have toilets sat in the middle of the bedroom? Tents?

Sparks- get a grip woman! If you're crying and shaking at willies, what are you going to do if someone rings your doorbell!