My life rules

[54321nought]

Things life has taught me

1. Never never never eat white bread, or feed it to children, it just changes to sugar in your body, it is poison!

1. Never never never support slave based industry, eg cannabis, clothing made with child labour, UNNESSESARY TECH UPGRADES, like replacing perfectly good working phones for no reason

1. I'm sure I will think of more. Not much point in going into the environmental ones, like limit meat and diary, and never eat fish, don't drink bottled water etc, much debated elsewhere on Mumsnet

What are yours?

@Davros

I aged out of smear tests in 2019 year and celebrated with champagne I didn't know one could "age out" if smear tests. Do tell, save me the trouble

In Ireland, it's 65 (the upper age limit for requiring a smear).

If the biggest problem in your life is white bread then can I have your life?

3. Never embroil Bertie Wooster in a fiendishly difficult plan to reunite thwarted lovers
4. Always ask Jeeves instead

@QueenPeary

1. Don't have an orgasm while you've got a black eye

OMG
It sounds bad but I have to know what happens!

Has to be a back story here worth hearing