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AIBU?

Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

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BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 07:03

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

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SixesAndEights · 02/08/2021 19:25

This could end up being a dating thread/s.

23 posts to go before it's locked!

QueenStromba · 02/08/2021 19:25

@flumposie

I can not believe the entitlement if this CF. If my car had been left on someone's property for so long I would be beside myself trying to get it back. What a fuckwit.

I know, I feel bad leaving my car at the garage overnight and they said it was fine.

Namechangecharlie999 · 02/08/2021 19:26

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

DB are 47. Single but currently heart broken as has split from his long term partner end of last year.

Hes 5'11 I think. Might be 6ft. Brown hair. Brown eyes. Currently close shaven. Broad shoulders. Hes not skinny but he's not fat. More muscled id say Chris Evan in Captain America build rather than a Chris Hemsworth in Thor.

His sense of humour is a bit cutting and he likes to wind you up and he does not like to be wrong. He's very much a countryside person though and likes to literally go for long romantic walks. He'd walk through fire for someone he loves. All in all he's not a bad egg. It's actually been quite nice to see him laugh so much and have so much fun.

Oh my god he sounds even better!

MaggieFS · 02/08/2021 19:26

Yes,quick, get on your horse!

NeverDropYourMooncup · 02/08/2021 19:26

If he shows up again tonight, he'll need to wait by the gate for it to open whilst there's a doublecheck to make sure the dogs are all in the inner circle. 'Just wait there - by the sign on the gate saying private road, no parking, access required'.

But chances are he'll be late because he's off brown nosing an ex footballer. Country folk go to bed early, though, so the house will be in darkness by 10pm and the dogs patrolling the area for anybody trying to gain access to the yard.

Naturally, you'll need DB around to be sure that he's not actually using it as an excuse to gain access to the yard. Ninja bro will also be able to ensure that he apologises sufficiently to you for being such a dick.

Best make sure that he doesn't smell of alcohol if he turns up tonight, though. It would really ruin his evening to be pulled by the Old Bill for driving under the influence.

Yesitsbess · 02/08/2021 19:26

Oh sweet baby Jesus he's perfect

Biblionerd · 02/08/2021 19:26

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

DB are 47. Single but currently heart broken as has split from his long term partner end of last year.

Hes 5'11 I think. Might be 6ft. Brown hair. Brown eyes. Currently close shaven. Broad shoulders. Hes not skinny but he's not fat. More muscled id say Chris Evan in Captain America build rather than a Chris Hemsworth in Thor.

His sense of humour is a bit cutting and he likes to wind you up and he does not like to be wrong. He's very much a countryside person though and likes to literally go for long romantic walks. He'd walk through fire for someone he loves. All in all he's not a bad egg. It's actually been quite nice to see him laugh so much and have so much fun.

Is there a list we can join? Can my name be put on it 🤣🤣

Disfordarkchocolate · 02/08/2021 19:26

You are only adding to the reasons why I'm a little bit in love with your brother with that description.

HaveringWavering · 02/08/2021 19:27

@Inertia

The thing I don’t understand in all this is what the Forestry Commission would do to gain access if *@BlueEyesWhiteDragon* is out, if they don’t have their own keys to the gate. You’d never be able to go on holidays!

She's got animals, someone will always have to be there for them.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 02/08/2021 19:27

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

DB are 47. Single but currently heart broken as has split from his long term partner end of last year.

Hes 5'11 I think. Might be 6ft. Brown hair. Brown eyes. Currently close shaven. Broad shoulders. Hes not skinny but he's not fat. More muscled id say Chris Evan in Captain America build rather than a Chris Hemsworth in Thor.

His sense of humour is a bit cutting and he likes to wind you up and he does not like to be wrong. He's very much a countryside person though and likes to literally go for long romantic walks. He'd walk through fire for someone he loves. All in all he's not a bad egg. It's actually been quite nice to see him laugh so much and have so much fun.

Damn.

He doesn't play drums as well, does he?

Looks for ways to persuade DP that we need a new drummer

NordicBerry · 02/08/2021 19:27

Has SpanGran turned up with the penguin bollards yet?

godmum56 · 02/08/2021 19:28

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

DB are 47. Single but currently heart broken as has split from his long term partner end of last year.

Hes 5'11 I think. Might be 6ft. Brown hair. Brown eyes. Currently close shaven. Broad shoulders. Hes not skinny but he's not fat. More muscled id say Chris Evan in Captain America build rather than a Chris Hemsworth in Thor.

His sense of humour is a bit cutting and he likes to wind you up and he does not like to be wrong. He's very much a countryside person though and likes to literally go for long romantic walks. He'd walk through fire for someone he loves. All in all he's not a bad egg. It's actually been quite nice to see him laugh so much and have so much fun.

that's lovely....it almost makes me forgive CF the tiniest bit for cheering up your bro

Emilyontmoor · 02/08/2021 19:28

His calls his car by its brand name (that I had never heard of ) and calls it the beast and boasts about its big pull, he has to mention he goes to a z list celebs parties within minutes of meeting someone he is (hopefully) never going to see again. Just how small and fragile are his penis and ego, and how narrow and stereotypical his ways of coping. No wonder he couldn’t bear to move his car, he needs therapy or of these days he is going to actually get punched (or if in America, shot)

Hopeisallineed · 02/08/2021 19:28

New thread!!!!

TeapotCollection · 02/08/2021 19:29

I really want to know who the ex footballer is

thelionqwueen · 02/08/2021 19:29

Your db could perhaps go on Farmer Wants a Wife?

cashoncollection · 02/08/2021 19:30

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

DB are 47. Single but currently heart broken as has split from his long term partner end of last year.

Hes 5'11 I think. Might be 6ft. Brown hair. Brown eyes. Currently close shaven. Broad shoulders. Hes not skinny but he's not fat. More muscled id say Chris Evan in Captain America build rather than a Chris Hemsworth in Thor.

His sense of humour is a bit cutting and he likes to wind you up and he does not like to be wrong. He's very much a countryside person though and likes to literally go for long romantic walks. He'd walk through fire for someone he loves. All in all he's not a bad egg. It's actually been quite nice to see him laugh so much and have so much fun.

In the style of a Facebook selling page post:

Can I be considered plz hun x

Namechangecharlie999 · 02/08/2021 19:30

@TeapotCollection

I really want to know who the ex footballer is

Me too! I’m that bored at home I’ve been trying to guess but actually have no clue

Biblionerd · 02/08/2021 19:30

7.30, I'm so frickin excited right now!!

ramarama · 02/08/2021 19:30

add me to the list to date your brother please :-)

BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 19:30

Haha. Tbh my plan is to say yeah give me 5 and either do exactly 5 of disappear for 30 mins I'm currently undecided.

I don't think I'd have the sort of quickness needed to get into verbal sparring with him and refusing to let him out until he apologises just makes me look crazy I think. I'm def one of those people who thinks of the genius retort 5 mins after the argument finished

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thelionqwueen · 02/08/2021 19:31

It’s 7.30!!

Wineat5isfine · 02/08/2021 19:31

It’s 19.30…I have wine. I’m ready…

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