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Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

999 replies

BlueEyesWhiteDragon · 02/08/2021 07:03

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months Grin

OP posts:
MotherofTerriers · 02/08/2021 18:57

Did you say your brother is heading to Scotland? Is he single? I'd happily buy him a carvery for his magnificent contributions to these threads

Zeb81 · 02/08/2021 18:57

This is Epic! you and your DB are fantastic!!

WiddlinDiddlin · 02/08/2021 18:58

@Amaterasux

Why the hell did your brother just not let him out?

Seems very strange you want to drag this out further...

Because the CF TOLD the op he would be there at 5 rather than ASKING if it would be convenient. When you are the CF, you don't get to dictate what time people will sort out problems you made by being a CF...! You ask nicely, enquiring when would suit the person you have inconvenienced.
ShamelessCurtainTwitcher · 02/08/2021 18:58

@Amaterasux

Why the hell did your brother just not let him out?

Seems very strange you want to drag this out further...

Shut up, You Fun Suck!
Peachy66 · 02/08/2021 18:59

Absolutely hilarious. Your brother deserves a medal.

QueenStromba · 02/08/2021 18:59

@Amaterasux

Why the hell did your brother just not let him out?

Seems very strange you want to drag this out further...

Because the man has been a complete arse throughout and topped it off by turning up at a time that he knew wasn't convenient and not even apologising for any of it.
Yesitsbess · 02/08/2021 19:00

Ah, I see Sister Mary Funsponge from the Order of the Judgy Wimple has arrived. Welcome sister.

winewolfhowls · 02/08/2021 19:00

Loving your brothers style, but i absolutely can't believe there was no apology in that whole dialogue. What an entitled nob

extrabrut · 02/08/2021 19:00

@Amaterasux

Why the hell did your brother just not let him out?

Seems very strange you want to drag this out further...

So.many.reasons. RTFT.
Throckmorton · 02/08/2021 19:00

This is flipping GOLD!!

QueenStromba · 02/08/2021 19:01

@Yesitsbess

Ah, I see Sister Mary Funsponge from the Order of the Judgy Wimple has arrived. Welcome sister.
Probably his wife.
winewolfhowls · 02/08/2021 19:01

Yeah, bog off fun suck!

atlastifoundit · 02/08/2021 19:02

All those great parties at Great Bloke X's place - I hope none of his guests are in the habit of drinking and driving their Ranger home...

Namechangecharlie999 · 02/08/2021 19:02

@Amaterasux

Why the hell did your brother just not let him out?

Seems very strange you want to drag this out further...

Why should he let him out? OP clearly told the twat she wouldn't be home and the wanker came anyway! DB is a guest - it's not for him to deal with. Twat needs to learn!
yellowsubmarines · 02/08/2021 19:02

Billybagpuss Mon 02-Aug-21 18:52:14 BlueEyesWhiteDragon PS sorry for the delay posting some crazed parent decided to talk to me in the corridor asking how we all were She’s a mumsnetter trying to jump the queue, for info, we take a dim view of this 😂

Exactly along the lines of what I'm thinking! Careful OP this is a rue! It's either CF's 'sister', someone from FB or the Daily Mail looking to get their story sorted with 'direct quotes' before the evening deadline! Grin

BlueLobelia · 02/08/2021 19:02

OP. It's the summer holidays in my part of the UK. Can you not - well- go on an extended camping trip for a bit?

ZeldaPrincessOfHyrule · 02/08/2021 19:03

Whoever predicted this thread will get filled up at 7:25pm could well be right...

ItWasAgathaAllAlong · 02/08/2021 19:03

Shut up, You Fun Suck!

Either someone who hasn't bothered reading the first 2 threads, or a previous poster who thinks they can change their name and continue with their pious postings... Not sure what my money's on right now... Grin

Because the man has been a complete arse throughout and topped it off by turning up at a time that he knew wasn't convenient and not even apologising for any of it.

Just about sums it up!

harriethoyle · 02/08/2021 19:03

@Yesitsbess

Ah, I see Sister Mary Funsponge from the Order of the Judgy Wimple has arrived. Welcome sister.
Ahahahahaaaaaaaa! I'm stealing this for future use! @Yesitsbess
littledrummergirl · 02/08/2021 19:03

Cf probably has an appointment with x to flog him solar panels or cavity wall insulation...

KnightandDay · 02/08/2021 19:03

@Yesitsbess

Ah, I see Sister Mary Funsponge from the Order of the Judgy Wimple has arrived. Welcome sister.
😂😂
Peachy66 · 02/08/2021 19:03

I cannot believe the entitled CF thought he could still collect his illegally parked Car around 5ish when you clearly told him, you would be out.

He obviously thinks a lot of himself and expects people to bow to his demands. He is something else!!!!!!!!!

I'm so pleased you and your DB are giving him the round around. Hopefully this will teach him he cannot click his fingers and everyone will bow down to him just because he owns a 'Ranger' - what a utter up his own arse, dickhead he is!!!!!!

Namechangecharlie999 · 02/08/2021 19:04

@atlastifoundit

All those great parties at Great Bloke X's place - I hope none of his guests are in the habit of drinking and driving their Ranger home...
Like that footballer Paul Kitson you mean
Gobshite2000 · 02/08/2021 19:04

My daughter - mum can I have a lift please?
Me - oh god I need to be back before 7.30 then!

ShamelessCurtainTwitcher · 02/08/2021 19:05

@ItWasAgathaAllAlong

Shut up, You Fun Suck!

Either someone who hasn't bothered reading the first 2 threads, or a previous poster who thinks they can change their name and continue with their pious postings... Not sure what my money's on right now... Grin

Because the man has been a complete arse throughout and topped it off by turning up at a time that he knew wasn't convenient and not even apologising for any of it.

Just about sums it up!

Does remind me of GilbertsDirtySock or whatever his name was.