Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

Your DB - what a superstar. "I don't follow football". Brilliant.

VERY VERY interesting that C.F. conveniently omitted the bit where you came out and told him that it was private land and he lied he'd only be 5 minutes.

Ooooh I think this is going to run to a part 4 (puts kettle on and tidies sofa in preparation ……)

@Yesitsbess

Ah, I see Sister Mary Funsponge from the Order of the Judgy Wimple has arrived. Welcome sister.

These threads are the stuff of mumsnet legend for years to come.

Omg, your brother is fantastic!! Good luck later, when you get back. Shame your friend’s car wouldn’t start so you had to take her home first..

You’re brilliant @BlueEyesWhiteDragon thankyou

Make sure he knows you missed your childs event to take that call. Bloody idiot.

Yesitsbess Ah, I see Sister Mary Funsponge from the Order of the Judgy Wimple has arrived. Welcome sister.

And here was me thinking David Brent was fictitious.

Amaterasux Is a londoner by the looks. Notorious parking CFs them londoners. Generalisation I know but hey.

'Knob-chariot' is now part of my vocabulary - we get quite a few of them round here, with Warrior or Thunder written down the sides. I always used to call them the 'Pratmobile' but Knob-chariot is so much better.

@Amaterasux

Why the hell did your brother just not let him out?

Seems very strange you want to drag this out further...

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Just catching up on all three threads. Epic! Can you charge him rent for the parking space he's so cheekily helped himself to? Also I really fancy a carvery now.

We're going to need a 4th thread!

Sorry - copied a previous post accidentally

I can’t believe he mentioned his (not so) famous friend. That is so funny, and so pathetic! 😂

@Amaterasux

Why the hell did your brother just not let him out?

Seems very strange you want to drag this out further...

spoilsport

Why the hell did your brother just not let him out?

Seems very strange you want to drag this out further...

Because being dictated to by a knob in a Ranger is something most people would be prepared to brown down to.

Dickhead is the one stringing it out why didn't he move when told he was on OPs bloody land. I wouldn't be available later.

I'd have been on holiday for 2 weeks now.

Please can we have vital stats for DB? Age, interests, hair colour, useful skills etc? Just for the files

Bow

Not brown

@StoneofDestiny

Bow

Not brown

Peace be with you all. Except the charioteer of the knob chariot.

The only problem with DB having stepped up to the inconvenience plate is that now if I just let the guy out DB will bring this up for years YEARS to come. He'd probably mention it at my funeral if I die first ...

I'd have been on holiday for 2 weeks now

Yep