Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

Oh look. The mean girls have shown up.

Your brother is an effing genius.

Definitely the headmistress treatment. Even better if holding a riding crop

Please don't let him leave without telling him he's an entitled prick.

@Mountainpika

Agree keeping silent is a good tactic. I've used it to great effect when someone had to apologise to me. Just look at him and say, "Well?" And wait. And when he stops talking, say nothing. He'll break the silence and dig himself in even deeper.

I was taught the importance of Silence when working in Sales

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

The only problem with DB having stepped up to the inconvenience plate is that now if I just let the guy out DB will bring this up for years YEARS to come. He'd probably mention it at my funeral if I die first ...

Is SB single? I think I love him a bit. His humour is great. He would have to move to Ireland though but we have many a cf parker where I am. If me and he didnt work out he could make a living for sure frim this

Can someone link the second thread, pretty please?

Best. Thread. Ever.

SB? The duck i meant DB… duh.

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

The only problem with DB having stepped up to the inconvenience plate is that now if I just let the guy out DB will bring this up for years YEARS to come. He'd probably mention it at my funeral if I die first ...

Please start a new thread @BlueEyesWhiteDragon, this one will close very soon!

Your brother is an absolute legend. I'm so glad he was visiting this weekend 😂

If the wankbadger messages you OP just say he has to come back tomorrow morning. Don't explain why or engage further.

What a pig. And some poor woman has procreated with him.

Only one, CandyLEBonBon I accidentally copied and posted a previous post (taking heavy duty painkillers atm).
I do not agree with it so I’ve asked MN to delete mine.

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon 14 minutes till Mr CF Name Dropper Knob Chariot Driver Bellend graces you with his presence... Be strong and assertive - we're all behind you!

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

The only problem with DB having stepped up to the inconvenience plate is that now if I just let the guy out DB will bring this up for years YEARS to come. He'd probably mention it at my funeral if I die first ...

that's an easy one......next time he annoys you, kill him.

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

The only problem with DB having stepped up to the inconvenience plate is that now if I just let the guy out DB will bring this up for years YEARS to come. He'd probably mention it at my funeral if I die first ...

Every brother would absolutely do this! Me and my DB have been arguing for 37 years about my broken My Little Pony Dream Castle 🤣🤣

Have you got a horse? It would be good to talk down to him, from your horse, whip in hand. Just a thought. May be getting too invested in this though.

@Leftbutcameback

Have you got a horse? It would be good to talk down to him, from your horse, whip in hand. Just a thought. May be getting too invested in this though.

Yes OP does have a horse! Great idea

@Tanith

Only one, CandyLEBonBon I accidentally copied and posted a previous post (taking heavy duty painkillers atm). I do not agree with it so I’ve asked MN to delete mine.

Fair enough

Oh I like the horse idea! Have it standing VERY close to his car!

YES!! Go get on the horse! Quick! You have 8 minutes!

Silence is excellent-

as is handing him a note with I’ll be there in 5 mins… then go back inside and ignore the door for a few days🤣

DB are 47. Single but currently heart broken as has split from his long term partner end of last year.

Hes 5'11 I think. Might be 6ft. Brown hair. Brown eyes. Currently close shaven. Broad shoulders. Hes not skinny but he's not fat. More muscled id say Chris Evan in Captain America build rather than a Chris Hemsworth in Thor.

His sense of humour is a bit cutting and he likes to wind you up and he does not like to be wrong. He's very much a countryside person though and likes to literally go for long romantic walks. He'd walk through fire for someone he loves. All in all he's not a bad egg. It's actually been quite nice to see him laugh so much and have so much fun.

@Fetasalad

YES!! Go get on the horse! Quick! You have 8 minutes!

Twat won’t be on time! We know what he thinks 5 mins can turn into…bloody days!

I can not believe the entitlement if this CF. If my car had been left on someone's property for so long I would be beside myself trying to get it back. What a fuckwit.