Locked Parking Thread 3(!!!))

[BlueEyesWhiteDragon]

You guys need to stop filling the thread when nothing is happening!!

In the meantime I had the most amazing nights sleep last night. Absolutely full of food and had an amazing day and frankly this morning I couldn't care if he's there for 6 months

That is solid gold from DB. Solid....gold....

I'm filing for divorce as we speak.

Thanks for that amazingly detailed update OP

Looking forward to the next installment at 7.35pm

Tell your DB that I am leaving my family and will meet him at any place of his choosing. NB I am very punctual.

Whilst I am also slightly in lust with your DB, did he not mention the fact that regardless of signage he was TOLD it was private land and he said he'd only be 5 minutes?!

So he still didn't apologise!

DB understands the value of silence. It really does work. The other person waffles, won't look at you, shuffles feet. And you just stand there looking at them questioningly, waiting.

I love your DB comment about being punctual -
It's much less hassle 🤣

Are you planning to tell him off OP?

Next time we’re looking to pull we know what truck to buy ladies - oh yes

Your DB reminds me of my DB. Also manages a farm and has absolutely no patience for people like CF. Perhaps it develops with the job? And I love the added extra about you being flakey about punctuality

If the DB was repeating the 5 minute thing there's no way the CF couldn't' not pick up the meaning.

Well he's a CF so maybe he could!

Getting in before this thread fills as well - now off to RTFT !!

Is DB single? i mean im not but right now im turned on............

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon

PS sorry for the delay posting some crazed parent decided to talk to me in the corridor asking how we all were

She’s a mumsnetter trying to jump the queue, for info, we take a dim view of this 😂

your DB is EPIC

Adding my name to the DB fan club. Absolute legend! Can't wait for 7:30 where's the popcorn

@BlueEyesWhiteDragon - your DB is bloody hilarious. That exchange between him and cf has had me chuckling away.

Your brother has handled it superbly!

Please do not open the gate unless he actually says the words he’s sorry!!

Has your db hung round deliberately? He’s an absolute legend!

Is DB single? He won't be for long I feel

I've followed all 3 threads, and bored enthralled the entire family with the saga.

You go, girl! CFs need to be put in their place!

Seriously, the cheek of this guy - he's still trying to act as if he did nothing wrong!

❤️ your DB.

Why the hell did your brother just not let him out?

Seems very strange you want to drag this out further...

Your brother is LEGEND