To be absolutely over the moon for Boris and Carrie? 😊😊

[TulisaIsBrill]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57296472

Wow! I don't think I've ever seen such a perfect couple. She looks incredible - radiant, Boris looks handsome as hell and they are absolutely made for each other. Let me be absolutely clear - this is a marriage made in heaven and one of the great romantic stories of our time has now been consecrated in holy matrimony.

A tale for the ages of love conquering all. With the love of this brilliant woman, I'm certain our wonderful PM can lead us all into better time, sparking off an incredible post Covid golden age that allows every person in this country to prosper and flourish. Watch the £ fly, just like Boris will go from strength to strength I have no doubt sterling will too. It's so Inspiring!

Salute Carrie and Boris! Yours is a story that will be told to future generations as the greatest love of all.

@Hyperion100

The man is a snake and this news of a wedding is food for idiots who lap this crap up while ignoring the 130,000 dead.

But here you are chuntering on about it.

Those of you looking for commemorative items to purchase - look no further....

Brilliant

@IndecentCakes

MinorCharacter I can't think of a more perfect scene. Bill is a definite, catchy musical numbers are all the rage these days. As for the immortal line: "Don't buy drugs, kids! When you're famous you get them for free!" well, that's apparently in Gove's main scene.

@RuggerHug

Brilliant

Argh the post I was quoting didn't show. 3 weddings and 150k funerals as the title is perfection.

@Sweetslumber

Those of you looking for commemorative items to purchase - look no further....

Oh yes!!!

I have to get one of these beauties - do you have a webpage link please.

I have to get one of these beauties - do you have a webpage link please

Designed by my own fair hand and regrettably not in production. 🤣

I should add, template credit goes to an on-line printing company!

@Sweetslumber

Those of you looking for commemorative items to purchase - look no further....

☺️☺️☺️☺️ never have two people been more in love ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I'm buying a set.

That shower curtain is brilliant! 😂😂

Carrie reminds me of the subject of Lana del Rey's 'Brooklyn baby' 😊 Shes an angel ❤️

Not even slightly amusing OP.

@Arrowheart

Not even slightly amusing OP.

It's not meant to be. It's a celebration of two beautiful individuals 🤷‍♀️

A lovely skirt...

@Arrowheart

Not even slightly amusing OP.

Ah yes...Boris takes his vows very seriously doesn’t he?

@Sweetslumber

A lovely skirt...

Brilliantly bohemian!

I can't imagine why anyone would get married so many times when they lose half their wealth each and every time they get divorced.
Not to mention child support.
1st divorce ok you are allowed one mistake, 2nd divorce ok you've learnt you lesson never get married again because you are not very good at it and you can't afford to keep bleeding money and property, subsequent marriages you are a fool.

The original poster is also a big fan of Dominic Cummings!
(Obviously one of the ' Tory party '..faithful 😀)

Oh I really needed this laugh. Brilliant thread. OP's prose has helped my weary heart to sore at the thought of our soon-to-be economic glory.

First step has to be the wedding merchandise. Shower curtain definitely my favourite.

Only those souls too literal or too suspicious can possibly take offence. I am now waiting for the headlines that the EU is joining the U.K. Remember we heard it here first

Why on earth would Scotland want to be independent now?!?! Oh hilarity. Scottish independence would be just as disastrous for Scotland as Brexit. Are you Scottish oh comedic one?

@Sweetslumber you could do a line in plates, for the tradition of smashing them at some weddings (is it Greek ones). Or effigies for bonfires, not just for bonfire night in November, but perhaps if there are bonfires as part of July 12th events in Unionist communities in Northern Ireland. Given how Mr Johnson has sold Ulster Unionists down the river, I can imagine a business opportunity.

@TulisaIsBrill you have a different dictionary from the one I have if you consider Mr Johnson beautiful.

Oops not sure if that was autocorrect or a Freudian slip... soar not sore!!

Boris and Carrie remind me of the most beautiful union ever in pop music.

Yes, I'm talking about that time when Phil Oakley and Giorgio Moroder created the magic of 'Together in Electric Dreams'.

The lyrics are also very appropriate for them 🥰

Because the friendship that you gave
Has taught me to be brave
No matter where I go Ill never find a better prize
(Find a better prize)
Though youre miles and miles away
I see you every day I dont have to try
I just close my eyes I close my eyes
Well always be together
However far it seems
(Love never ends)
Well always be together
Together in Electric Dreams

Prize 🤣