To be absolutely over the moon for Boris and Carrie? 😊😊

[TulisaIsBrill]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57296472

Wow! I don't think I've ever seen such a perfect couple. She looks incredible - radiant, Boris looks handsome as hell and they are absolutely made for each other. Let me be absolutely clear - this is a marriage made in heaven and one of the great romantic stories of our time has now been consecrated in holy matrimony.

A tale for the ages of love conquering all. With the love of this brilliant woman, I'm certain our wonderful PM can lead us all into better time, sparking off an incredible post Covid golden age that allows every person in this country to prosper and flourish. Watch the £ fly, just like Boris will go from strength to strength I have no doubt sterling will too. It's so Inspiring!

Salute Carrie and Boris! Yours is a story that will be told to future generations as the greatest love of all.

I can't make out if Carrie has joined mumsnet or what drugs OP is on.

If its drugs, what and where? If it alters the view that many of us have (that Bojo is an inept philandering shitbag) I'd take it! Just for a short while!

I wonder whether we'll have a 'divorced, beheaded, died...' type rhyme for Johnson when we're all long gone?

'Cheated, cheated, cheated, divorced, remarried, cheated, cheated...cheated, divorced, remarried...'

Too complicated.

Is this a serious post I wonder! Honestly I am pleased for them both ,as I would be any couple .Really though he has been married twice ,with so many DC he has lost count!

@TheWeeDonkey

Well when you put it all together like that it is pretty impressive. Fair brought a tear to my eye 😂

Tulisa you lose points for putting the image into my head of BoJ giving head, but I'll forgive you if only for putting Dominic Cummings in a different light.

Have you considered writing fiction for a living? I've noticed Amazon take on self published works.

I would consider the writing route, if I wasn't already very comfortably well off 😢 In some senses finding the drive to do what you really love - and I would like to do this - is difficult when you haven't got to worry about food on the table or where your next Tesla is coming from.

I'm struggling at the moment with the next chapter in life, looking for the purpose in it. Thank you, I'll consider your words.

I’m only one page in but OMG at all the posters taking OP seriously

Breaking news is that Richard Curtis is in talks to base a romantic blockbuster film on their fairytale romance. Jamie Dornan will be playing Boris, of course. They'll blond him up like Draco Malfoy.

Also OMG at people thinking they’re clever about calling out ‘trolling’ - fgs it’s not trolling when it’s a blatantly obvious pisstake.

What on earth has happened to this place??

I need to know which drug you're on

I'm struggling at the moment with the next chapter in life, looking for the purpose in it. Thank you, I'll consider your words.

BJ’s mistress position just become available but you say his physique is too robust for you which is unfortunate.

Head of PR at No.10?
Downing St. press officer?
BJ’s private publicist?

@IndecentCakes

Breaking news is that Richard Curtis is in talks to base a romantic blockbuster film on their fairytale romance. Jamie Dornan will be playing Boris, of course. They'll blond him up like Draco Malfoy.

Good to know. Might I suggest Bill Nighy's Billy Mack reprises his performance in Love Actually, but with 'Tories Are All Around' and whatever lucky actress is playing Carrie (and yes, Andie McDowell in a blonde wig did occur to me) saying, with the raindrops dripping off her floral crown, 'Is the country run by a bunch of incompetent, self-serving thugs? I hadn't noticed' at the climax.

Oh. They got married did they?

Does anyone know any websites where I can buy a commemorative plate of the happy beautiful couple that I can proudly hang in my kitchen.

I also want to get a commemorative mug as looking at Boris and Carrie will give me a warm feeling and put a smile on my face every morning.

Now that Our Boris is married and I can finally come out into the open as the new OM (Official Mistress), I can tell you, OP, that Our Boris is everything you have described and more 😍💪👅

The creative power in this thread is truly something to behold.

May I suggest Tom Hardy as DC? He have the same malevolent edge and bone chilling glare in his eye and after his performance in Venom I think he's more than proved hes capable of playing lizard like creatures.

Here is the film poster, wedding dress and all.

@IndecentCakes

Breaking news is that Richard Curtis is in talks to base a romantic blockbuster film on their fairytale romance. Jamie Dornan will be playing Boris, of course. They'll blond him up like Draco Malfoy.

What’s the working title? Three Weddings and 150k funerals?

@Treacletoots

Quite. I'll have some of what you've had OP.

I was thinking that too!! Just a pint mind, wouldn't want to go overboard!!!

Sounds like one of those troll commenters from the Daily Mail trying to get as many red arrows as possible!

MinorCharacter I can't think of a more perfect scene. Bill is a definite, catchy musical numbers are all the rage these days. As for the immortal line: "Don't buy drugs, kids! When you're famous you get them for free!" well, that's apparently in Gove's main scene.

No to Scottish independence

I’m amazed that nobody has been enterprising enough to think of this.
It’s very disappointing.
Maybe you could pinch a photo off the internet & send off for one - custom made.

@diamondpony80

Sounds like one of those troll commenters from the Daily Mail trying to get as many red arrows as possible!

I was just reading some of those on the headline article and they are a very similar sentiment to mine 😢 it seems this country cannot wish our dear brilliant leader well.

@TulisaIsBrill

Boris is man of commitment. Of strength. Of loyalty. And most of all, he's always altruistic in his thinking.

Watch as the UK soars to new heights. A man in love is a man who can conquer the world. I am.so happy today!!! I feel a new dawn is upon us - one where the streets of London will once again be paved with good. We'll soon be able to buy back what Gordon Brown sold, plus more!

@TulisaIsBrill are you really Carrie and looking for affirmation that you’ve “done the right thing”?

Boris is a man of commitment- yep, so far he’s committed to three wives
Loyalty - see above
Altruistic - in no way, shape or form is Boris altruistic

And as for the rest, surely you jest with us…? 🤡

The man is a snake and this news of a wedding is food for idiots who lap this crap up while ignoring the 130,000 dead.

"Boris is a man of commitment- yep, so far he’s committed to three wives
Loyalty - see above
Altruistic - in no way, shape or form is Boris altruistic"

I've explained before that commitment can be looked at in different ways. To me, he has committed to the pursuit of true love, not some compromised version of it that means we are stuck with an inadequate life. This shows the drive and determination of the man to chase his purpose in life, relentlessly.

There are those who say that the more selfish choice is the most selfless one, because it leads to the best outcome for all in the end. Altruism can mean this. I highly suggest reading Matthew Mcconaughey's fabulous 'Greenlights' for more or on this way of thinking. I'm pretty sure that's Boris' new Bible - because the dignified way he acts reminds me of that great Texan.