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To be absolutely over the moon for Boris and Carrie? 😊😊

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TulisaIsBrill · 30/05/2021 22:03

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57296472

Wow! I don't think I've ever seen such a perfect couple. She looks incredible - radiant, Boris looks handsome as hell and they are absolutely made for each other. Let me be absolutely clear - this is a marriage made in heaven and one of the great romantic stories of our time has now been consecrated in holy matrimony.

A tale for the ages of love conquering all. With the love of this brilliant woman, I'm certain our wonderful PM can lead us all into better time, sparking off an incredible post Covid golden age that allows every person in this country to prosper and flourish. Watch the £ fly, just like Boris will go from strength to strength I have no doubt sterling will too. It's so Inspiring!

Salute Carrie and Boris! Yours is a story that will be told to future generations as the greatest love of all.

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joystir59 · 31/05/2021 07:03

He always looks utterly cynical about everything, even in his wedding photo.

DoTheNextRightThing · 31/05/2021 07:06

I'm sure you're trolling. You have to be. Or you're just very high HmmGrin

PixieDust28 · 31/05/2021 07:17

Boris looks handsome as hell

🤢 actually he looked like he just stepped out of number 10 and rocked up straight from the office to his wedding.

PixieDust28 · 31/05/2021 07:19

Boris is man of commitment. Of strength. Of loyalty.

Not sure his ex wives would agree but you crack on.

TulisaIsBrill · 31/05/2021 07:23

@joystir59

He always looks utterly cynical about everything, even in his wedding photo.
That's just his resting face. If you look deep into his eyes, into his soul you see something quite, quite different in these images.....

....Pure, unadulterated love for another person. She's his rock, his anchor and the grounding that he has been aching for from the moment he slipped out of his mum. I heard he was a very easy delivery.

He wanted to be world King. We want him to be. We need him to be. With Carrie, he can be.

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DeciduousPerennial · 31/05/2021 07:27

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TulisaIsBrill · 31/05/2021 07:28

@PixieDust28

Boris looks handsome as hell

🤢 actually he looked like he just stepped out of number 10 and rocked up straight from the office to his wedding.

And that's that devil may care attitude that's so unbelievably hot. He's not my cup of tea - as I've said, that's Twinings English Breakfast (the absolute finest tea going, and often on discount at Morrisons). Or Dominic Cummings ❤️. But there's no doubt about it, you can see what Carrie sees in him. He's pure man.
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TulisaIsBrill · 31/05/2021 07:32

@DoTheNextRightThing

I'm sure you're trolling. You have to be. Or you're just very high HmmGrin
Neither.

Later I'm going to start a thread detailing the night I may have had with Mick Hucknall in 1995 if anyone's interested. The detail will be sensational.

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LagunaBubbles · 31/05/2021 07:35

The man is a political tour de force?

Oh absolutely 100% agree OP.....every time he opens his mouth or comes to Scotland he increases support for Scottish independence so I'm happy! Grin

guinnessguzzler · 31/05/2021 07:38

What's really quite sad here is that all OP is doing is expressing the kinds of things most people say when someone gets married. It just comes across as highly sarcastic because it is simply so wide of the mark. Imagine being such an awful person that someone simply wishing you congratulations on your marriage can only be read as dripping with sarcasm. I find it genuinely impossible to read positive comments on this in any other way. Congratulatory messages from friends and so on, what people said to them at the reception. It must be awful having people smiling and saying what a great couple you are when you all know it will be a maximum five years and it's not at all genuine. I do almost feel sorry for Carrie but then I remember that literally everyone in the country knows what Boris is and presumably she has some choice in all this. Although when I think of the altercation (domestic abuse incident) of 2019 I do wonder if what she really needs is a good amount of support to escape. It's not such a laugh when you think about that.

jetadore · 31/05/2021 07:38

Hear, hear OP! Far too many people trying to do this great nation and its great leader down. He’s a shining example to all of us of how to not let your mistakes hold you back. Just as with the brexit deal as for his marriages it looks like it’s third time lucky! With the love of this good woman behind him I think he will now go on to reign for longer than Thatcher.

TulisaIsBrill · 31/05/2021 07:43

@LagunaBubbles

The man is a political tour de force?

Oh absolutely 100% agree OP.....every time he opens his mouth or comes to Scotland he increases support for Scottish independence so I'm happy! Grin

🤦‍♀️ Think carefully!

Why on earth would Scotland want to be independent now?!?!

Surely given the news of this wonderful union between our Boris and Carrie, our other union - the United Kingdom of Britain and Nother Ireland is now about to rocket into the economic stratosphere.

If you leave now, you'll be physically attached to England, led by the greatest leader since Genghis Khan - we are about to start another empire. You'll always be looking at the border, wishing you were part of it. A land where everyone is economically empowered.

There are already rumours that the entire EU want to join us because they can see the writing on the wall, rather than the reverse based on the potential for economic, social and fiscal success that Boris and Carrie can provide.

Mark my words - the United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland and Europe is coming.

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TulisaIsBrill · 31/05/2021 07:49

"What's really quite sad here is that all OP is doing is expressing the kinds of things most people say when someone gets married. It just comes across as highly sarcastic because it is simply so wide of the mark. Imagine being such an awful person that someone simply wishing you congratulations on your marriage can only be read as dripping with sarcasm."

Exactly 😢 it's very upsetting to me that people think what I've wrote is a joke. We should all be wishing the happy couple every success, because their success will be our success as a nation. I urge you all to support them, and be part of the prosperity they'll bring to the nation.

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Sweetslumber · 31/05/2021 07:52

OP, you need this in print. 🤣

Wow! I don't think I've ever seen such a perfect couple. She looks incredible - radiant, Boris looks handsome as hell and they are absolutely made for each other. Let me be absolutely clear - this is a marriage made in heaven and one of the great romantic stories of our time has now been consecrated in holy matrimony.

A tale for the ages of love conquering all. With the love of this brilliant woman, I'm certain our wonderful PM can lead us all into better time, sparking off an incredible post Covid golden age that allows every person in this country to prosper and flourish. Watch the £ fly, just like Boris will go from strength to strength I have no doubt sterling will too. It's so Inspiring!

Salute Carrie and Boris! Yours is a story that will be told to future generations as the greatest love of all time

The man is a political tour de force Can't you see that, or at least be happy for him that he's found a deep and sacred love?

Boris is man of commitment. Of strength. Of loyalty. And most of all, he's always altruistic in his thinking.

Watch as the UK soars to new heights. A man in love is a man who can conquer the world. I am.so happy today!!! I feel a new dawn is upon us - one where the streets of London will once again be paved with good. We'll soon be able to buy back what Gordon Brown sold.

There's only one thing needed now. A reconciliation between Boris and Dominic Cummings. Hopefully this beautiful day will allow bygones to be bygones, and his second match made in heaven with the policial genius of Dom can be resurrected and we can take Britain on a path to being the most forward thinking nation on earth once again.

I doubt I'll be able to sleep tonight - I'm absolutely intoxicated on vicarious love. I've never seen anything quite as touching as those photos of the happy couple.

That is committment. Commitment to true love, of exploring and continuously questioning the nature of both ones sexual and spiritual needs. Boris is not a man to live a compromised life. But now, anyone can see that this time it's for real.

Beautiful. He's handled his love life with the same level of skill he's handled Brexit and the pandemic.
I for one am extremely glad to have more of boris' genetics in the UK gene pool. It's almost a form of stealth eugenics, and one that will lead to an evolution to the next stages of the species. He's clearly a cut above the rest of us (except for Dominc Cummings).

"Commitment is not being committed unless you want to be committed until you don't want to be committed anymore?"
Correct. As Esther Perel puts it, monogamy used to be one person for life, now its one at a time. Boris might have found some grey areas in that from time to time - allegedly, but that doesn't stop his absolute resolution to finding the one being an inspiration to all.

Anyway, I'm going to convert all my dollars, Swiss francs and euros back to sterling tomorrow. I'm pretty sure we are entering into a platinum era.

It's definitely thrilling! In the official photo that was sent out Boris looks at Carrie with such love and warmth in his eyes. What wonderful timing too with all that awful Dominic Cummings business threatening the popularity of our beloved PM.
No!

Whilst I agree with the sentiment on the couple, we need the dream team of Boris and Dom to put the past in the past and get back together. What they could potentially achieve together is absolutely awesome. We could be looking at a truly new paradigm - humanity going to the next paragon.

Look closer at the pictures and you see this is a man and woman who have found each others perfect match. It's something to celebrate, and the past is very much the past. Is Boris a saint? I can't pretend he is. But overall, his contribution to the world has been more than net positive. He's achieved more good than almost any human who has ever lived, and his fearless steering of the country through the Covid-19 pandemic has warmed hearts and won minds.

Boris is a fantastic leader but his physique is far too robust for me. I've no doubts he could throw me down and give me multiple, explosive orgasms - I've heard he's exceptional.with his tongue

But, for me, Dominic Cummings will always be my dream lover, and I couldn't deal with the lack of intimacy that would lead to with Boris given that would always be in the back of my mind whilst he physically pleasured me.

....Pure, unadulterated love for another person. She's his rock, his anchor and the grounding that he has been aching for from the moment he slipped out of his mum. I heard he was a very easy delivery.

He wanted to be world King. We want him to be. We need him to be. With Carrie, he can be.

Why on earth would Scotland want to be independent now?!?!

Surely given the news of this wonderful union between our Boris and Carrie, our other union - the United Kingdom of Britain and Nother Ireland is now about to rocket into the economic stratosphere.

If you leave now, you'll be physically attached to England, led by the greatest leader since Genghis Khan - we are about to start another empire. You'll always be looking at the border, wishing you were part of it. A land where everyone is economically empowered.

There are already rumours that the entire EU want to join us because they can see the writing on the wall, rather than the reverse based on the potential for economic, social and fiscal success that Boris and Carrie can provide.

Mark my words - the United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland and Europe is coming.

Sweetslumber · 31/05/2021 07:55

I urge you all to support them, and be part of the prosperity they'll bring to the nation.

Star Star Star Star Star

Meowchickameowmeow · 31/05/2021 07:56

Troll level very low. I'm sure you feel wonderfully clever for spouting this nonsense but honestly, it's embarrassingly unimaginative.

TulisaIsBrill · 31/05/2021 07:58

@Meowchickameowmeow

Troll level very low. I'm sure you feel wonderfully clever for spouting this nonsense but honestly, it's embarrassingly unimaginative.
It's not trolling. It's how I feel 🤷‍♀️
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DappledThings · 31/05/2021 07:59

@Meowchickameowmeow

Troll level very low. I'm sure you feel wonderfully clever for spouting this nonsense but honestly, it's embarrassingly unimaginative.
Am obvious piss take isn't trolling
TulisaIsBrill · 31/05/2021 07:59

@Meowchickameowmeow

Troll level very low. I'm sure you feel wonderfully clever for spouting this nonsense but honestly, it's embarrassingly unimaginative.
I'd bet anything you have a buy to let property.
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Sweetslumber · 31/05/2021 07:59

@Meowchickameowmeow

Troll level very low. I'm sure you feel wonderfully clever for spouting this nonsense but honestly, it's embarrassingly unimaginative.
Do you disagree with what the OP has written?
Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 31/05/2021 08:02

I knew this would be you when I clicked on it this morning.

newnortherner111 · 31/05/2021 08:02

Entries for the Booker Prize have closed, OP.

Will your next gushing tribute be about Vladimir Putin? Or one of the coup leaders in Myanmar?

TulisaIsBrill · 31/05/2021 08:04

@newnortherner111

Entries for the Booker Prize have closed, OP.

Will your next gushing tribute be about Vladimir Putin? Or one of the coup leaders in Myanmar?

I already declared my love for Vlad on the Cummings thread. Proper leader 👍
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catwithflowers · 31/05/2021 08:06

😂😂😂

TheWeeDonkey · 31/05/2021 08:10

Well when you put it all together like that it is pretty impressive. Fair brought a tear to my eye 😂

Tulisa you lose points for putting the image into my head of BoJ giving head, but I'll forgive you if only for putting Dominic Cummings in a different light.

Have you considered writing fiction for a living? I've noticed Amazon take on self published works.

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