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To sort of admire (and be attracted to) Dominic Cummings?! 🤦‍♀️

240 replies

TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 09:35

I mean, it’s not about his looks. It’s that deep self confidence, firm self belief that he’s right and that beautiful Machiavellian way he operates.

I would never want to be like this - it’s not in me, but the naked ruthlessness, the I don’t give a f**k attitude and the way he’s not afraid to take down anyone in his path, I mean - he’s got to be a wonderfully dominant lover right (if you like that sort of thing)? Or do you think he would just be very, very selfish in bed?

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wheresmymojo · 29/05/2021 11:14

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

Mark Carney ..now we're cooking.

Bit old for me now but he does have something a little George Clooney-esque about him.

Bet he was a fox about 10-15 years ago!

TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 11:16

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

Mark Carney ..now we're cooking.
How is he any better than Cummings 😂
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midsomermurderess · 29/05/2021 11:17

Yes, Mark Carney is a whole different proposition.

TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 11:17

The toothless wimp couldn't even reign in Osborne over the scandal that is help to buy

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NicknamesAreLikeKleenex · 29/05/2021 11:17

How dare anyone mention the lovely Mark Carney in the same thread as Kwiksave Voldemort.
I offer you this as a palate cleanser.
www.mumsnet.com/politics/i-fancy-mark-carney-is-nobody-safe-from-mumsnetters-lust

korawick12345 · 29/05/2021 11:17

Given that the OP normally posts at length about crypto currency and seems to see herself as something of a 'maverick' who isn't like the rest of us sheep, I suspect she has actually fallen for his 'outsider' bullshit and is quite possibly the only other person who thinks as much of him as he does of himself!

TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 11:19

@korawick12345

Given that the OP normally posts at length about crypto currency and seems to see herself as something of a 'maverick' who isn't like the rest of us sheep, I suspect she has actually fallen for his 'outsider' bullshit and is quite possibly the only other person who thinks as much of him as he does of himself!
Bang on 😂
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korawick12345 · 29/05/2021 11:21

I bet Elon Musk is right up your street as well! Grin

notanothertakeaway · 29/05/2021 11:22

With friends like Dominic Cummings, who needs enemies. He would sleep with you, then stand at the corner shop Slagging g you off to yiur neighbours

wheresmymojo · 29/05/2021 11:22

Oh god...yes! Elon Musk is surely the pinnacle of this type of male...

TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 11:23

@korawick12345

I bet Elon Musk is right up your street as well! Grin
Well, better him than Phil Spencer or one of the dicks who present homes under the hammer. Although I did hear Sir Alex Ferguson allegedly once confirmed Dion Dublin had a massive willy.
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korawick12345 · 29/05/2021 11:24

i am not sure that Homes under the Hammer presenters are a crowd considered particularly hot!

SteveArnottsCodeine · 29/05/2021 11:26

You need help @TulisaIsBrill. Urgent help. I can usually see what there is to find sexy in even the least attractive men- i actively found Gordon Brown sexy FGS- but this is too much.

Tlollj · 29/05/2021 11:28

Yeah I get it. So would he given half a chance.

quiteathome · 29/05/2021 11:30

Is this a joke thread?

midsomermurderess · 29/05/2021 11:30

Thank you for that, Kleenex.

TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 11:34

@SteveArnottsCodeine

You need help *@TulisaIsBrill*. Urgent help. I can usually see what there is to find sexy in even the least attractive men- i actively found Gordon Brown sexy FGS- but this is too much.
So you fancied a man who pulled helmed two of the stupidest decisions of our time - selling off gold at a historical low (and I'm pretty sure that people who think there wasn't a lot more to it than a bad decision are very niaive indeed, coughbank may have had a naked shortcough)

....and then proceeded to bail out the bank's rather than letting the whole sorry system collapses and be reborn in a more distributed fair manner? Which is why we are still in an effective productivity and wage depression today?

Yeah, much better than cummings.

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Ginuwine · 29/05/2021 11:35

So, some people are attracted to power, societal position, perceived intelligence and projected confidence.

Who would have thought it? Shock

ICanSmellSummerComing · 29/05/2021 11:38

Gin u wine 🤣🤣😂😂🍷🍷.

Hilarious.

When he was younger he was attractive, I can't see the issue with him, people hate him over brexit but he was given a job and he delivered on that task.

How many others in cabinet aren't that capable? He has skills and he should still be in cabinet.

People said, he was responsible for wanting to kill people and delay the lock down when actually he was trying to get us locked down.
I like the fact he's not political and manic for one party or another and operates independently.

That's a good thing especially in a government advisor.

He undeniably has talents and we do need more people like him in positions that make descions and its a loss.

If I was asked to chose between matt Hancock or Dominic, who to get us through corona, it's not Hancock.

TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 11:41

I think what I like best about Cummings is he has that cockroach quality. You know that even in a nuclear ear, he'd survive.

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Ginuwine · 29/05/2021 11:45

@TulisaIsBrill

I think what I like best about Cummings is he has that cockroach quality. You know that even in a nuclear ear, he'd survive.

Whenever I want to get turned on I always think of someone as akin to a cockroach in their survivalist abilities.

Yeah I'm with you...

ShockGrin

Tartyflette · 29/05/2021 11:48

'Cockroach quality' is strangely apt in many ways but definitely not in the way the OP means.

TheWordWomanIsTaken · 29/05/2021 11:53

@MadeOfStarStuff

Why on earth would anyone be attracted to such vile excuse for a man?

yabvvvvvu

Plenty of women attracted to Johnson. Of the two of them, I'd say Johnson is the most vile. Horses for courses I guess, what anyone would see in either of them is beyond my comprehension.
Wannabangbang · 29/05/2021 11:53

Is that you Dominic? Hmm floating your own boat ay

littlepattilou · 29/05/2021 12:01

Dominic Cummings? Ewwwwwwww..... NO! 🤮

His Spitting Image puppet is good though! Excellent likeness... Grin

To sort of admire (and be attracted to) Dominic Cummings?! 🤦‍♀️