To sort of admire (and be attracted to) Dominic Cummings?! 🤦‍♀️

[TulisaIsBrill]

I mean, it’s not about his looks. It’s that deep self confidence, firm self belief that he’s right and that beautiful Machiavellian way he operates.

I would never want to be like this - it’s not in me, but the naked ruthlessness, the I don’t give a f**k attitude and the way he’s not afraid to take down anyone in his path, I mean - he’s got to be a wonderfully dominant lover right (if you like that sort of thing)? Or do you think he would just be very, very selfish in bed?

He looked so hot in that open-necked white shirt though

I am now of the very firm belief that this is Boris and Carrie is his beard.

That performance was the turning point for me. The utter lack of admission or remorse....I mean, wow! For someone to be that determined not to show any vulnerability...it was a real energy orgasm for me to watch.

🤣

I'd consider banging DC. If he's fit for Kirsty Allsop he could handle me. Plus he shows great commitment to days out. No lying in bed complaining about being sick or hungover for him, we'd be off on a visit to a NT property after our night of passion.

This really is comedy gold! Please keep the descriptions of him, Cumming! Not literally cumming of course. It was an intended play on words of 'coming'.

As an aside, my old art teacher dated Mick Hucknell. They were at art college together in Sheffield prior to his music career taking off. She confirmed to our class that he did indeed smell as bad as he looked.

@Hugoslavia

This really is comedy gold! Please keep the descriptions of him, Cumming! Not literally cumming of course. It was an intended play on words of 'coming'.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4258396-To-be-absolutely-over-the-moon-for-Boris-and-Carrie

I've moved on to this one. The golden couple are my new obsession

One last here though. Although I've temporarily become enraptured in Boris and Carrie, don't doubt that my feelings for Dom have diminished in any way. I had a fantasy last night, where I touched myself whilst imagining I was his optician.

He came in to the tasting room, glistening with sweat after cycling. A bead dropped on to my thumb as we shook hands, and I felt wet elsewhere too.

He sat down, and as I put the test specs on him I leaned over in a loose shirt, braless and let him sneak a peek. When i saw his eyes move there, I took them off (the glasses you dirty people) and said - 'oh I see you have twenty twenty vision Mr Cummings, what a rouse that castle thing was!'

He smirks and devours me. It's intense, passionate and I'm in no doubt of his sexual prowess. He's an experienced, gentle yet firm lover.

OMG 🤣🤣🤣

Forget JP Morgan do Mills and Boon novel with political slant

@MarshaBradyo

Forget JP Morgan do Mills and Boon novel with political slant

Funny you should mention. I had my final interview today with Jamie Dimon himself. When I revealed myself as an old school Bitcoin hodler, he threw up on the zoom call.

I said to him, look, I'm diversified - I understand you gotta get in bed with the Fed, but you guys are dinosaurs compared to the brave new world of crypto. I don't need you, you need me.

He looked terrified.

Anyway, digress. I might do Mills and Boon, yeah. It's not them, but I remember at a very tender age finding a copy of 'Lord of Sin', tucked away in the back of our school librarians drawer, and reading it voraciously. I think that shaped me in many ways I'm still dealing with with my therapist.

This may be my favourite Mumsnet thread of all time.

Dominic has certainly got the whole evil genius vibe. As P G Wodehouse said of a cunning character, "Machiavelli could have taken his correspondence course." And Matt Hanock...Well, who doesn't enjoy passionate moments with a man whose eyes are full of fear?

But I can't summon up any way in which Boris could be alluring, unless you are moved by impromptu Latin quotations.

Ah! Mekon love! Each to her own.

OP, I suspect the only passion you would see would be intense rants about why Domenikon was right about absolutely everything with no physical involvement at all.

Still a better bet than Mat Hancock though. Bleurgh.

I am laughing a lot at “Mekon love”

@SirVixofVixHall

I am laughing a lot at “Mekon love”

I’m not, it’s an insult to me and an insult to him.

YABU.