To sort of admire (and be attracted to) Dominic Cummings?! 🤦‍♀️

[TulisaIsBrill]

I mean, it’s not about his looks. It’s that deep self confidence, firm self belief that he’s right and that beautiful Machiavellian way he operates.

I would never want to be like this - it’s not in me, but the naked ruthlessness, the I don’t give a f**k attitude and the way he’s not afraid to take down anyone in his path, I mean - he’s got to be a wonderfully dominant lover right (if you like that sort of thing)? Or do you think he would just be very, very selfish in bed?

OMG, are you Wendy Deng @TulisaIsBrill?

Are we discussing the same weasel?

Hitler was a bit of a dreamboat too, right ?

@TulisaIsBrill

Yes that’s exactly it! I would love a man who was that sure in himself that nothing could ever be his fault. I mean, that is the very, very pinnacle of self assurance, and let’s face it - it’s seriously hot 🥰

Jesus wept.

Arrogant self-important shitweasels who are too immature to accept responsibility for their actions and lack the insight and empathy to ever see another’s point of view as valid... I’d rather a lifetime of celibacy than that.

As for being dominated - in a pig’s eye. I’m a grown ass woman with agency and boundaries. No jumped up bald spiv can order me about.

@brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hitler was a bit of a dreamboat too, right ?

simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law

Took nearly 130 posts, but there is it.

@NeedNewKnees

Awesome post! tips imaginary hat!

@TulisaIsBrill

Yes that’s exactly it! I would love a man who was that sure in himself that nothing could ever be his fault. I mean, that is the very, very pinnacle of self assurance, and let’s face it - it’s seriously hot. 🥰

Oh dear God. Are there really women who think this way?

God help us all!

Ok, I thought you were maybe a bit odd for having a crush on Dominic Cummings or Putin, but Matt Hancock, are you actually fucking kidding, OP?

Ah, I’ve got it. OP must be Matt Hancock. Yes, this all makes sense now.

[quote littlepattilou]@NeedNewKnees

Awesome post! tips imaginary hat![/quote]
curtsies in acknowledgment

I’m picturing his wife reading this.

Yabu.

Yabvvu.

Wtf.

One of the gossip sites I frequent alludes to him being good in bed OP! Also used to go out with Kirsten Allsopp, can't picture that at all.

Not my cup of tea, but it takes all sorts to make a world

Still feeling that way?

eeoow

@Lostlemuria

I’m picturing his wife reading this.

Indeed, and I wonder which element is the most disturbing in that vision?

Her jealousy at me wanting to potentially explore the boundaries of what is possible in human sexuality with her husband....

....or the 99% of people who find him repugnant?

I guess it doesn’t matter because that is one lucky lady 🤷🏻‍♀️

Whilst I don't particularly wish to encourage your fantasies OP, I would liken Mr Cummings much more to a mosquito than a cockroach. Cockroaches tend to prefer living in familial groups in the dark and will scuttle off at the first sign of trouble. Mosquitoes on the other hand move rapidly and chaotically, are not easily swatted away and make a persistent beeline for their target. They are undeterred by the size or power of their next victim. They seek out opportunities to sink their teeth into their victim and suck their blood. This is their only means of survival! Is you look carefully, you'll notice that Mr Cummings even has that slightly pointed nose. You can cover yourself from head to toe in Citronella and arm yourself with a fly swat, but he will persistently chase you around the bedroom until you feel a sudden and small prick.

Is that you, Dominic?😂

I think what I like best about Cummings is he has that cockroach quality. You know that even in a nuclear ear, he'd survive.

Is that like when one ear gets really warm?

So sociopathy is sexy now is it? Okayyyy

Ha not just me then!!

When you say "Machiavellian" only a few months back the public were certainly not approving of his "trip" and now he has certainly pulled off a public relations event that Machiavelli, or even Edward berneys, would be proud off.

Oh god. I cant. I just cant.

Not for me no...
slinks off back to the Damiano David thread

@Justbeenjabbed

So sociopathy is sexy now is it? Okayyyy

I'm sure there are lots of psychological studies illustrating the sexual appeal of sociopaths.

He looks like he needs a good wash. Don’t even get me started on his morals.