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To sort of admire (and be attracted to) Dominic Cummings?! 🤦‍♀️

240 replies

TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 09:35

I mean, it’s not about his looks. It’s that deep self confidence, firm self belief that he’s right and that beautiful Machiavellian way he operates.

I would never want to be like this - it’s not in me, but the naked ruthlessness, the I don’t give a f**k attitude and the way he’s not afraid to take down anyone in his path, I mean - he’s got to be a wonderfully dominant lover right (if you like that sort of thing)? Or do you think he would just be very, very selfish in bed?

OP posts:
NicknamesAreLikeKleenex · 29/05/2021 09:50

Why can’t I see the voting? I think you’ve broken Mumsnet with the sheer power of your unreasonableness.

MrsMackesy · 29/05/2021 09:50

Is that you, Carrie?

GrimDamnFanjo · 29/05/2021 09:50

You could always ask Kirsty Allsop?

Tal45 · 29/05/2021 09:50

Why would you be attracted to someone because they are ruthlessly horrid?

PinkiOcelot · 29/05/2021 09:50

He’s a horrible little weasel of a man.

TheYearOfSmallThings · 29/05/2021 09:55

He’s a horrible little weasel of a man.

You are too kind to him - he is more like a Komodo dragon. Reptilian, predatory, toxic, relentless and physically repulsive.

MadeOfStarStuff · 29/05/2021 09:57

Why on earth would anyone be attracted to such vile excuse for a man?

yabvvvvvu

JoanOgden · 29/05/2021 09:59

There is help available for you, OP. Maybe try calling your GP?

Wildweather · 29/05/2021 09:59

Favourite. Thread. Ever. Grin

iklboo · 29/05/2021 09:59

He looks like a Gringotts Overlord.

ItsAllAboutTheParsley · 29/05/2021 10:00

I think he’s more likely a submissive than a Dom.

TheWayOfTheWorld · 29/05/2021 10:05

Er no, just no.

But it takes all sorts. Look at all those deranged women that write to imprisoned murderers and become obsessed with them. Confused

Mandalayblonde · 29/05/2021 10:05

@ItsAllAboutTheParsley

I think he’s more likely a submissive than a Dom.
what she said

also

TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 10:05

“ Then when he didn't cum, he'd turn round and forensically blame you and everyone he's ever been in contact with, as if he was never a participant in the act or had any agency. ”

Oh god! That would be such a turn on for me ☺️

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TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 10:07

Yes that’s exactly it! I would love a man who was that sure in himself that nothing could ever be his fault. I mean, that is the very, very pinnacle of self assurance, and let’s face it - it’s seriously hot 🥰

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Mandalayblonde · 29/05/2021 10:08

Ugh. Yes. This.

ZenNudist · 29/05/2021 10:10

School holidays. And so it begins.

CervixSampler · 29/05/2021 10:10

Don't worry, you can look back on this and blame your hormones and covid stress. I blame my hormones for some very dodgy relationship choices.

SunscreenCentral · 29/05/2021 10:11

This is fairly grim and not even funny

TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 10:11

@ZenNudist

School holidays. And so it begins.
What do you mean? The kids are off, yes. Does that make me somehow different?
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partyatthepalace · 29/05/2021 10:12

OP!!!

But also I don’t think he’d be dominant in bed at all, I imagine Mary takes her aristocratic riding crop to him.

Flowers500 · 29/05/2021 10:12

Fucking Christ. This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard!

If you want to be attracted to someone a bit evil at least pick someone who’s actually powerful and domineering, like Dominic Raab or putin.

Not a weird little runty nerd who looks like he’s never got laid.

TulisaIsBrill · 29/05/2021 10:13

@Flowers500

Fucking Christ. This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard!

If you want to be attracted to someone a bit evil at least pick someone who’s actually powerful and domineering, like Dominic Raab or putin.

Not a weird little runty nerd who looks like he’s never got laid.

I Love Putin too! You might not agree with his methods, but there is no doubt he's a proper leader.
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iklboo · 29/05/2021 10:14

I Love Putin too! You might not agree with his methods, but there is no doubt he's a proper leader.

He's a fucking despot!

iklboo · 29/05/2021 10:15

I did need a wee but you appear to have taken all the piss.