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Would you rather....?

265 replies

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 08:53

Just for fun, answer the “what would you rather” question and post your own for the next person.

Here’s mine:

Be able to eat whatever you want without gaining weight
Or
Win 50 million on the euro millions?

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romdowa · 22/04/2021 08:55

50 million euro please 😊😊

Would you rather hands for feet or feet for hands?

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 09:00

Hands for feet

Would you rather continue with your life or restart it?

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Justcashnosweets · 22/04/2021 09:35

Continue with my life.
Would you rather never watch tv again, or never listen to music again?

suspiria777 · 22/04/2021 09:52

Never watch TV again.

Would you rather know when you'll die (but not how) or how you'll die (but not when)?

Shoxfordian · 22/04/2021 10:27

Know when but not how

Would you rather live 10 years as a billionaire then die or 100 years with a normal salary?

IsItJustMeOrYou · 22/04/2021 10:31

100 years with a normal salary

Would you rather have the most wonderful marriage in the world with no children or a very very average marriage with children?

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 10:34

No children

Would you rather be able to talk to animals or have the ability to fly?

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IsItJustMeOrYou · 22/04/2021 10:35

Oh! I was convinced everyone would choose average marriage and children. Must say something about me then.

limegreenbogie · 22/04/2021 10:37

Be able to fly

Would you rather eat ice cream flavoured poo or poo flavoured ice cream?

Shoxfordian · 22/04/2021 10:38

I would have chosen no children and 10 years as a billionaire from my question

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 22/04/2021 10:41

Would you rather eat ice cream flavoured poo or poo flavoured ice cream?

Particularly yucky one! But it would have to be ice cream flavoured poo.

Would you rather have a Wotsit for a nose or a Quaver for an ear?

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 10:45

Quaver for an ear 😂

Would you rather have amazing hair or flawless skin?

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ChristmasFluff · 22/04/2021 14:19

Amazing hair.

Would you rather fight one duck the size of a horse, or ten horses the size of ducks?

BestestBrownies · 22/04/2021 14:27

10 mini horses please! Except I would adopt them not fight them 😍

Would you rather have sex with Boris or Rees-Mogg?

aurynne · 22/04/2021 14:31

With Boris, considering how many children he is fathering, he may actually be good in bed.

Would you rather have permanent bad breath or a permanent massive pimple on your nose?

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 14:32

Boris haha. I’d rather die though.

Would you rather give up chocolate or alcohol forever?

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Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 14:32

A permanent massive pimple

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RickJames · 22/04/2021 14:33

Massive permanent pimple as I could work out clever ways to cover it up and I'd rather be bumpy nose lady than smelly lady.

Courtesy of DS: would you rather eat poo flavoured icecream or icecream flavoured poo?

RickJames · 22/04/2021 14:35

Aw damn! Sorry PP!

Seems like the icecream question is well known.

RickJames · 22/04/2021 14:37

Okay, would you rather have 10 children or 0 children? No inbetween.

Buccanarab · 22/04/2021 14:41

Give up chocolate

Would you rather only be able to run everywhere or be able to walk but have to scream the whole time you do?

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 14:45

0 children
Only be able to run everywhere haha

Would you rather get perfect sleep every night for the rest of your life or be able to eat whatever you want without gaining weight?

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ChristmasFluff · 22/04/2021 14:47

Eat what I want, because I rely on insomnia to do my housework!

Would you rather have to have sex every day or never have sex again?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 22/04/2021 14:50

Every day.

Would you rather have three boobs or one giant one?

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 14:58

Three boobs

Would you rather do the world’s highest bungee jump or go deep sea diving with sharks?

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