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Original poster

Would you rather....?

265 replies

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 08:53

Just for fun, answer the “what would you rather” question and post your own for the next person.

Here’s mine:

Be able to eat whatever you want without gaining weight
Or
Win 50 million on the euro millions?

OP posts:
StillCoughingandLaughing · 22/04/2021 20:26

Head.

Would you rather have a free personal chef, or free hair and beauty treatments forever?

rosegoldivy · 22/04/2021 21:34

Free hair and beauty

Would u rather have amazing adventurous rag doll insane sex but never quite orgasm...... Or the same painfully boring 3 min missionary with orgasm

Arbadacarba · 23/04/2021 06:58

Missionary with orgasm.

Would you rather be super-intelligent but very plain, or amazingly beautiful and a dimwit?

readingismycardio · 23/04/2021 07:12

Amazingly beautiful & dimwit

Would you rather be able to talk to the animals or speak all foreign languages?

rosegoldivy · 23/04/2021 07:18

Talk to animals

Stay a care free toddler forever or an old frail pensioner

StillCoughingandLaughing · 23/04/2021 08:21

Care free toddler.

Would you rather work 20% fewer hours but for 30% less money, or get 20% more money but increase your hours by 30%?

Original poster
Caramel81 · 23/04/2021 08:50

20% more money for more hours

If you won the lottery jackpot would you rather keep it private or go public?

OP posts:
rosegoldivy · 23/04/2021 08:51

20% less hours

Would you rather eat food that was slightly too cold forever or slightly too hot (that never cooled down)

StillCoughingandLaughing · 23/04/2021 09:06

Slightly too hot.

Would you rather relocate your nipples to your forehead or your hands (one on each)?

The90swereadecadeago · 23/04/2021 09:33

Answering one which was missed If you won the lottery jackpot would you rather keep it private or go public?

Private

Would you rather relocate your nipples to your forehead or your hands (one on each)?

Hands definitely 😆

Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on life?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 23/04/2021 09:42

That’s a tough one! Rewind... I think...

WYR get painful sunburn or have sunblock rubbed in by a naked Rees-Mogg?

rosegoldivy · 23/04/2021 12:39

Sunblock rubbed on

Would you rather have an itch you couldn't scratch or feel like you always had to cough but couldnt

StillCoughingandLaughing · 23/04/2021 13:05

Cough but can’t.

WYR walk in on your parents having sex... or one of your children?

Backtoreality1 · 23/04/2021 13:23

Parents

WYR eat broccoli every day for a year, or pizza every meal for a week?

NoIDontWatchLoveIsland · 23/04/2021 13:49

Pizza.

Wwyr work in a sewer or a mortuary

Csx99 · 23/04/2021 13:56

Sewer.

Would you rather visit every country in Europe or every state in USA?

Original poster
Caramel81 · 23/04/2021 14:01

Every country in Europe

Would you rather have 34AAA bra size or 34JJJ bra size

OP posts:
rosegoldivy · 23/04/2021 14:09

34JJJ

Would you rather a husband who snored too loud or ate food too loud

AryaStarkWolf · 23/04/2021 14:16

Snored too loudly

Would you rather not be able to see or not be able to hear

Original poster
Caramel81 · 23/04/2021 15:21

Not be able to hear

Would you rather work a 4 day week but 10 hour days or 5 day week but 8 hour days

OP posts:
AryaStarkWolf · 23/04/2021 15:30

4 x 10

Would you rather have no arms or no legs

ghostyslovesheets · 23/04/2021 15:34

No legs

ghostyslovesheets · 23/04/2021 15:35

would you rather fight a baboon or a badger

luciles · 23/04/2021 15:37

Badger

Would you rather now how you die or when

luciles · 23/04/2021 15:38

know*