Would you rather....?

[Caramel81]

Just for fun, answer the “what would you rather” question and post your own for the next person.

Here’s mine:

Be able to eat whatever you want without gaining weight
Or
Win 50 million on the euro millions?

Know how

Would you rather be married to someone who talked too loud or talked to quietly

Talked to quietly.

WYR change gender every time you sneezed or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a pizza?

Change gender ever time sneezed.

Would you rather feel you had sand in your eye constantly or a jaggy stone in your shoe constantly

Jaggy stone in my shoe (at least you get a break when you sit down)

Would you rather live without TV Shows/films or music?

music.

Would you rather your other half cheated with a man or a woman?

Music

Would you rather have a constantly itchy toe or a tickly cough

Whoops.

Woman

@luciles

Music

Would you rather have a constantly itchy toe or a tickly cough

Itchy toe.

Would you rather wear two left shoes forever or too tight knickers forever?

Two left shoes

Would you rather have horrible teeth or horrible hair?

Horrible hair.

Would you rather be on Big Brother or Love Island?

Big Brother.

Would you rather never enjoy food again, or never enjoy sex again?

Never enjoy sex again.

Would you rather live in constant 30 degree heat or consistently 5 degrees?

30 degrees.

Would you rather have your wig blow away or your tit fall out?

My tit fall out 🤣🤣🤣

Would you rather be exorcist style sick every day for the rest of your life or do huge monster poos every day that blocked the toilet

This one is a tie but exorcist style sick, I guess!🥵🤮

Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or in a broken elevator?

Elevator. (This has actually happened to me. I had to be rescued by the fire brigade. FYI, they do NOT look like they do in the calendars.)

WYR swap three great friends for the perfect partner, or stay single forever with amazing friends?

50 million.

Stay single with amazing friends

Would you rather have hot dogs for fingers or cheeseburgers for tits 🤣🤣

Cheeseburgers for tits Yummy

Would you rather have 10 kids or none

None (which is exactly what I do have )

Would you rather have permanent blisters on your feet, or hiccup once a minute for the rest of your life?

10kids

Would you rather have the house of your dreams or the body and hair of a Greek godess

House of my dreams.

Would you rather have x-ray vision or magnified hearing?

X Ray vision

Would you rather never sleep more than an hour at a time but live in your ideal climate or sleep for 10 perfect hour a a night and live in your worst nightmare climate?

Never sleep for more than an hour

Would you rather speak in a high pitched squeaky voice or a deep manly monotone voice

Deep manly monotone voice.

Would you rather have no taste or no smell for the rest of your life.