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Would you rather....?

265 replies

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 08:53

Just for fun, answer the “what would you rather” question and post your own for the next person.

Here’s mine:

Be able to eat whatever you want without gaining weight
Or
Win 50 million on the euro millions?

OP posts:
rosegoldivy · 22/04/2021 15:00

Highest bungee

Would you rather have toes for fingers or fingers for toes?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 22/04/2021 15:03

Fingers for toes.

Would you rather have a never-ending wine bottle or bottomless biscuit tin?

Buccanarab · 22/04/2021 15:04

Fingers for toes

Would you rather sleep with your ex in your current partners body or with your current partner in your ex's body?

Poorpigletsrevenge · 22/04/2021 15:06

Ex in current partner’s body.

Would you rather always be too hot or too cold?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 22/04/2021 15:11

Too hot.

As it got lost in a cross-post... Would you rather have a never-ending wine bottle or bottomless biscuit tin?

Merryoldgoat · 22/04/2021 15:15

I adore this thread 🤣

OldEvilOwl · 22/04/2021 15:40

Never ending wine bottle

Zombie apocalypse or alien invasion?

YukoandHiro · 22/04/2021 15:51

Alien invasion.

Would you rather never eat chocolate again or never eat crisps again?

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 15:52

Never eat crisps again

Sleep deeply for 10 hours a night but have bad nightmare or sleep for 5 hours a night with nice dreams?

OP posts:
StillCoughingandLaughing · 22/04/2021 15:55

Short sleep, nice dreams.

Would you rather have a permanent bad haircut or only be allowed to wear hideous clothes?

Batshitkerazy · 22/04/2021 16:05

Hideous clothes

Would you rather have sex with your boss in secret and totally get away with it, or have everyone forever incorrectly believe you had sex with your boss

StillCoughingandLaughing · 22/04/2021 16:17

Sex and get away with it.

WYR... have a holiday in a fantastic, beautiful location, but only eat bread and water, or in a grotty seaside town, but with Michelin-star food every meal?

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 16:38

Gritty seaside town

Would you rather go on a holiday where the weather is 50 degrees or minus 50 degrees?

OP posts:
Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 16:39

*grotty not gritty haha

OP posts:
StillCoughingandLaughing · 22/04/2021 17:02

50 degrees.

Would you rather try to pull as a 9/10 in a room full of tens, or a 6/10 in a room full of fives?

DeathWinsAGolfish · 22/04/2021 17:03

Be a dog with a human head or a human with a dogs head?

ScarlettDarling · 22/04/2021 17:17

Human with dogs head.

Lips for nipples or nipples for lips?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 22/04/2021 17:52

Lips for nips.

As it wasn’t answered... Would you rather try to pull as a 9/10 in a room full of tens, or a 6/10 in a room full of fives?

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 18:09

6/10 in a room full of 5s

Would you rather go 20 years in the past or 20 years in the future for a day?

OP posts:
MeridasMum · 22/04/2021 18:19

20 years into the future.

Would you rather be rich in a crappy marriage or poor with your soulmate?

Twirl96 · 22/04/2021 19:45

Poor with my soulmate.

Would you rather be re born in the past or the future ?

Arbadacarba · 22/04/2021 19:49

Reborn in the past.

Would you rather live in a wonderful house with awful neighbours, or an awful house with wonderful neighbours?

Piglet92 · 22/04/2021 19:52

Awful house

Would you rather be 3ft or 20ft tall.

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 20:07

3ft

Would you rather go on I’m A Celeb or Strictly?

OP posts:
ScarlettDarling · 22/04/2021 20:12

Strictly.

Would you rather have a giant arse or a giant head?

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