Would you rather....?

[Caramel81]

Just for fun, answer the “what would you rather” question and post your own for the next person.

Here’s mine:

Be able to eat whatever you want without gaining weight
Or
Win 50 million on the euro millions?

Be invisible

Would you rather be able to go back to the past (not being able to die) or go into the future?

Invisible to everybody

Go to the past

Would you rather eat belly button fluff or mouldy ear wax

Mouldy ear wax

Have chronic BO or chronic dandruff? (Neither of which can ever be cured)

Chronic dandruff

Would you rather have all the knowledge in the world or all the money in the world

All the money

Would you rather be very small with a very loud voice, or very tall with a very very quiet voice?

Small with a loud voice (pretty much describes me as I am)

Would you rather wake up at 6am every morning or never get to sleep till after 2am

Wake up at 6am.

Would you rather be chronically overdressed or underdressed?

Over dressed

Would you rather have really long arms or really long fingers

Arms.

WYR be completely mad, or the only sane person in a world of madness?

@StillCoughingandLaughing

Arms.

WYR be completely mad, or the only sane person in a world of madness?

Completely mad Would you rather never be able to leave your town again but have a lot of friends or be able to leave your town and have less friends ?

Leave town and fewer friends.

Manage without a washing machine or a freezer?

Freezer 100%

WYR live in a cold climate but never go outside or hot climate but never go inside?

Freezer.

Woyld you rather get a paper cut every time you turn a page or bite your tongue every time you eat?

Sorry crossposted.

Hot climate (I think. So not sure of this one).

Same question above.

I’d get a paper cut, then I wouldn’t read anything printed. I can’t anyway because I’m blind, so... Ha.

Would you rather wet yourself in public or run naked down your street at noon?

Haha aww this is a hard one 🤣 prob wet myself in public.

Would you rather eat Michelin star food out of a dog bowl and not be allowed to use your hands or eat boring food with a plate and cutlery

Boring food. [But I eat "boring" food everyday]

Would you rather hear a comforting lie than an uncomfortable truth?

Comforting lie (I need to grow a thicker skin!)

Would you rather fart really loudly every minute or have to give up chocolate and sex forever

I’m single so don’t get any anyway and giving up chocolate probably wouldn’t kill me. I would however like to get laid at some point, but if I choose the farting it’ll probably ruin my chances. This is an unfair question as choosing one of the outcomes would almost certainly result in suffering part of the other so I refuse to answer.

Would you rather discover the cure for all cancer but live the rest of your life in poverty but good health, or would you rather win the lottery but die of cancer although you won’t be told when, so it could be when you’re 95 or it could be in 6 months.

Give up chocolate and sex forever.
Would you rather be in a room with all walls and no windows or a room with all the walls made of transparent (not one way) glass.

Sorry x post. Find the cure for cancer.

Would you rather be in a room with all walls and no windows or a room with all the walls made of transparent (not one way) glass.

@whatisthisfuckery 🤣🤣

A transparent room

Would you rather have really streaky tan but a gorgeous colour and never burn. Or be pale white like Caspar and need to wear the blue factor 100 to stop getting burnt

Streaky tan

Would you rather live forever or only live 10 years from now?

Caspar option!

WYR have free taxis or free hair & beauty treatments for life?