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Original poster

Would you rather....?

265 replies

Caramel81 · 22/04/2021 08:53

Just for fun, answer the “what would you rather” question and post your own for the next person.

Here’s mine:

Be able to eat whatever you want without gaining weight
Or
Win 50 million on the euro millions?

OP posts:
altlife · 29/04/2021 22:46

TV forever

WYR watch a foreign film with subtitles but no sound, or sound but no subtitles?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 29/04/2021 22:58

Subtitles but no sound.

Would you rather have boobs that shot out streamers like party poppers when you tweaked your nipples, or be able to piss champagne?

FrankButchersDickieBow · 29/04/2021 23:15

Piss champagne

Would you rather shag phil Mitchell for half an hour, or suck ian beales cock for 5 minutes? (Copyright NOT mine)

Rollmopsrule · 29/04/2021 23:19

Suck Ian Beales cock.

Would you rather die before or after your partner/ spouse?

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 30/04/2021 13:50

After.

Can I turn this into a shag/marry/avoid? Gordon, Gino & Fred.

StillCoughingandLaughing · 30/04/2021 13:57

Shag Gino, marry Fred, avoid Gordon.

Would you rather marry the village bore or the village bike?

Original poster
Caramel81 · 30/04/2021 20:34

The village bore

Would you rather live in a country that rained constantly or live in a country that was 40 degree humid heat every day?

OP posts:
whenthebellsring · 30/04/2021 20:56

40 degrees humid heat, grudgingly.

Would you rather experience the world beginning or ending?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 30/04/2021 23:35

Beginning.

Would you rather laugh uncontrollably every time you saw a cat or sob every time you saw a dog?

rosegoldivy · 01/05/2021 07:35

Laugh uncontrollably with cats
(We have a huge fat ginger cat in our street that trys to Shag our neighbours cat and it cracks me up every time I see it)

Would you rather stub your toe everyday or bang that bit on your elbow that makes u want to die?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 01/05/2021 08:16

The elbow.

WYR lose one of your five senses permanently, or lose a different one every day for a day at a time?

SinisterBumFacedCat · 01/05/2021 15:11

I think I’d happily sacrifice my sense of smell thanks to DH’s bowels.

Would you rather when you insult someone you immediately say “ I love you” afterwards or every time you say “I love you” it’s immediately followed by an insult?

rosegoldivy · 01/05/2021 20:45

Say I love you with an insult 🤣

Would you rather have a tralantula on your face or ants in your pants

AmongUs · 01/05/2021 22:53

Tarantula

Would you rather accept an indecent proposal from Donald Trump or Boris Johnson?

whenthebellsring · 02/05/2021 14:58

Neither but have to pick one. Donald Trump.

Would you ratherbe asked the same question over and over again or never be spoken to ever again?

132orbust · 02/05/2021 15:03

Never be spoken to ever again.
Would you rather be underweight or overweight?

StillCoughingandLaughing · 02/05/2021 16:14

Underweight.

Would you rather be married to the village bore or the village bike?

132orbust · 02/05/2021 16:37

Village bike!
Would you rather be a 'cold fish' or a goldfish?

whenthebellsring · 02/05/2021 17:50

Goldfish.

Would you rather go into the past or the future?

Original poster
Caramel81 · 02/05/2021 18:39

The past

Would you rather stay in a 2 star cockroach infested hotel but on a paradise island, or a 5 star luxury hotel in a rough part of the U.K. with horrible weather?

OP posts:
likeamillpond · 02/05/2021 18:44

Would you rather have an
Extremely Bautiful face and average hair
or
An Extremely Ugly face and beautiful hair.

likeamillpond · 02/05/2021 19:43

5 star hotel

Would you rather have an
Extremely Beautiful face and average hair
or
An Extremely Ugly face and beautiful hair.

Original poster
Caramel81 · 02/05/2021 19:45

Beautiful face with average hair

Would you rather have an amazing partner but no friends, or loads of great friends but be single for the rest of your life?

OP posts:
AmongUs · 02/05/2021 19:58

Amazing partner definitely

Would you rather be stuck in a lift with your worst enemy overnight or stuck in jail overnight?

MarjorieBouvier · 02/05/2021 20:07

Jail

Would you rather, be an amazing chef but not be able to taste, or a shit cook but taste every disgusting flavour?