To ask which comedians you think are hot?

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Right, it's 2 in the morning, I've drank too much coffee in a bid to stay up and finish this essay, and I cannot stop thinking about the Richard Osman sex dream thread from the other day.
Richard is not my type despite the very large hands but it has got me thinking about comedy-adjacent people who I think are Quite Fit, and I need to know I'm not alone.

My picks:

• Richard Ayoade - awkward and funny and lovely and hot
• James Acaster - exactly the same reasons (I have a type )
• Mike Wozniak - I was lucky enough to go to the Taskmaster recordings in October and after seeing him on there I've secretly thought of him as quite attractive. Think it's the moustache, but I'm usually anti-facial hair so I'm not quite sure where that's come from...

Please entertain me during my coffee-fuelled mania by telling me your comedy crushes. I can't be the only one can I?

@Sparkletastic

Stewart Lee. Always and forever.

I AN IN LOVE WITH STEWART LEE and Noel Fielding but not enough for capital letters.

Richard Adoyade 😍
Stewart Lee used to be

Yes yes to Paul Chowdhry gorgeous man

@JeremyIronsBenFolds Did he? Which book?

[quote peachgreen]@JeremyIronsBenFolds Did he? Which book?[/quote]
I wondered that too - I thought I’d read all of them. He came across as heartbroken to me.

Marcus Brigstock
John Bishop
Mo Gilligan
Joel Dommett
Stephen Mangan

I loved the masked singer simply because I got to see Joel and Mo on the same programme 😍

@mumtoboyscanterbury yes, I know she's "Becky With The Good Hair" in Perfect Sound Whatever but from memory he's not horrible about her - but it's been a while since I read it so I could be misremembering it.

Stephen mangan is looking very nice these days

Rhod Gilbert
Dylan Moran (when he was younger)
Jon Richardson
Richard Ayoade
Chip Esten

John Bishop! Hugged him at the finishing line at an Ultra event. Thought he was the celeb they’d lined up for us finishers. He was there to meet his wife/friend... Not as a celeb. Ah well.

Noel fielding is lovely and I love his clothes. If he was my boyfriend we could share them (apart from the fact he is much skinnier than me).

I’d give Dylan Moran a ride too.

Jack Whitehall
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Ed Gambell
Richard Ayoade
Richard Osman (and Xander to be honest) - I dream about these two regularly. Sometimes I am not asleep.

I’ve exhausted my Michael McIntyre crush.

Or maybe I mean Ed Byrne.

@BraveBananaBadge glad I’m not the only one appreciating Nish Kumar!

And also yes to Julian Barrett, tiny eyes and all.

Can we include Sanjeev Bhaskhar in the comedian category? I fancied him in Goodness Gracious Me and the Kumars.

No one has mentioned Lee evans or Gina yashere!!!!

Rhod Gilbert
Dylan Moran
Richard Ayoade
Jack Whitehall
Russell Kane

Almost anyone funny is attractive to me in some way. I'm easily laughed into bed .

Notable exception Frankie Boyle - he makes me want to throw up.

Definitely Ed Byrne, Adam Hill, Greg Davies and Noel Fielding. I reckon Rhod would be great in bed too so will add him also

I once had a VERY erotic dream about Russell Howard, he was good! So he is on the list.

Also have a soft spot for Jon Richardson too.

Mo Gilligan!

@yellowspot

Russell Howard!

No, he’s mine!!

Noel Fielding
Rob Delaney
Jamie Demetriou ❤️
James Acaster
Adam Buxton
Jack Dee
Rik Mayall
And I was obsessed with Jim Carrey when I was young.

There’s more... I’m sure...

Oh @CroutonsAvatar so glad someone appreciated Jamie Demetriou. I actually love him.

@mumtoboyscanterbury I think I’ve watched everything he’s ever done. He’s so talented, I adore him! He’s always really charming and sweet when interviewed as well.

@CroutonsAvatar I love his sister too. Her three podcasts with Adam Buxton are brilliant. X