To ask which comedians you think are hot?

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Right, it's 2 in the morning, I've drank too much coffee in a bid to stay up and finish this essay, and I cannot stop thinking about the Richard Osman sex dream thread from the other day.
Richard is not my type despite the very large hands but it has got me thinking about comedy-adjacent people who I think are Quite Fit, and I need to know I'm not alone.

My picks:

• Richard Ayoade - awkward and funny and lovely and hot
• James Acaster - exactly the same reasons (I have a type )
• Mike Wozniak - I was lucky enough to go to the Taskmaster recordings in October and after seeing him on there I've secretly thought of him as quite attractive. Think it's the moustache, but I'm usually anti-facial hair so I'm not quite sure where that's come from...

Please entertain me during my coffee-fuelled mania by telling me your comedy crushes. I can't be the only one can I?

@ManchesterBees

Lee Mack!!

Yes!!!

Noel Fielding is gorgeous

Jack Whitehall
Russel Howard
Greg Davies

Ive just googled James Acaster, and absofuckinglutely.

I cant believe someone said James Cordon though? At least hes rich I suppose

Bill hader

Oooh...definitely Jimmy Fallon 😍 Also, Michael Che, Jack Whitehall, Donald Glover, Romesh Ranganathan, Kevin Smith (sexier when he was heavier imo but he definitely did the right thing losing all that weight after his heart attack), Noel Fielding...

I also have massive lady crushes on HRH Queen Dawn French and my existential soulmate Miranda Hart.

James acaster has a brilliant personality and quick come back to everything thrown at him gotta love that ! have to say I'm loving this thread even if it is just highlighting new comedians I wasn't aware of

I agree with Greg Davies. But I'm afraid I can't bear Rhod Gilbert's accent so that's a big turn off.

Ed Byrne

I name changed for another thread but I may has well reply in this name

Mostly all modern day comedians on TV.

My list is actually shorter on the ones that I don't think

Katherine Ryan (now, but still very funny)
Jimmy Carr (now, but very funny on tv, don't find as funny on stage)

Jim Carey, I enjoy over the top crazy, and Jimmy Fallon is very cute.

Eddie Izzard, but only in girl mode.

I fancy most comedians, (apart from Michael MacIntyre) I like them how I used to fancy pop stars back in the day. Would always choose to go to see a comedian on tour rather than a music concert these days.
Today my fave is Romesh.
I have a very soft spot for Sean Lock.

Stewart Francis

Ooh and John Bishop.

Does Ben Willbond count, being a comedy actor? Well, anyway, him.

I think it's obligatory to talk about the Horrible Histories crowd when talking about fanciable comedians. Ben is very handsome indeed and seems to be getting even better with age.

Yes to James Acaster and also have a bit of a crush on Richard Herring too. They're the kind of people I know I would fancy if I knew them in real life rather than they look particularly hot on TV.

I love a geeky comedian!

John Robins
Greg Davies
David Mitchell (only sometimes)

Jack Whitehall, he's got a very cheeky, lovable persona. Lee Mack as well. And Jon Stewart who is a very beautiful man.

David Mitchell

Kevin Bridges, perfect build and that accent

My always and forever, Rik Mayall 😍

Tim Minchin

Katherine Ryan

I can't remember his name but the German guy who is sometimes on Would I Lie To You. I find him weirdly attractive.

@lotusbell

My always and forever, Rik Mayall 😍

Aye, he was really handsome. I remember watching Bottom as a kid and even under all the gurning and grimness of Richie l still found him attractive. Also, Rhod Gilbert.

Adam Hills