To ask which comedians you think are hot?

[SpanishDanceTroupe]

Right, it's 2 in the morning, I've drank too much coffee in a bid to stay up and finish this essay, and I cannot stop thinking about the Richard Osman sex dream thread from the other day.
Richard is not my type despite the very large hands but it has got me thinking about comedy-adjacent people who I think are Quite Fit, and I need to know I'm not alone.

My picks:

• Richard Ayoade - awkward and funny and lovely and hot
• James Acaster - exactly the same reasons (I have a type )
• Mike Wozniak - I was lucky enough to go to the Taskmaster recordings in October and after seeing him on there I've secretly thought of him as quite attractive. Think it's the moustache, but I'm usually anti-facial hair so I'm not quite sure where that's come from...

Please entertain me during my coffee-fuelled mania by telling me your comedy crushes. I can't be the only one can I?

@RedRec

Forgot to mention Mat Baynton from Horrible Histories. God, especially doing the Pachacuti song. Please watch that video, people! Like a pp I think I enjoyed Horrible Histories more than my kids did.

Or the Dick Turpin song...that is seriously hot. But tbh my heart belongs to Ben Willbond and Larry Rickard every time

Where was the Richard sex dream thread I missed it!
Lee Mack is sexy

Yes Greg Davies!

100% Rik Mayall. Whoever said as Lord Flash heart Yes Yes YES!!!!!

And I wouldn't say no to Billy Connolly either (circa. 2005)

Lee Mack

@shade78

Rowan Atkinson was such a looker in his heyday

Blackadder II

Charlie Brooker
Rhod Gilbert
Ben Willbond

Aisling Bea and Joel Domett

My current crush is Mo Gilligan- ever since celeb gogglebox

Joel Dommet......
I think there might be a video that helps!!!! Cheers JD xxx

Chris Addison
steve Coogan
elis james
but mostly chris!

Adding and agreeing with Charlie Brookner, John Stewart and yes Rik Mayall could be a sexy chap when not gurning!

@mumtoboyscanterbury we have just started to watch WLIIA with the kids on Dave, none of them seem to have aged much! It’s very funny.

@MarieIVanArkleStinks, "I had such a crush on him", I hope that's direct reference to Queenie and Lord Flash
I lost Rik and my mum that week
Here's a stunning photo to make you swoon

Phew, yes, the Joel Dommett video. I was lucky enough to see it before it disappeared.

John Mulaney

Oh yes Joel Dommett
Ian Stirling Laura Whitmore has v good taste

When I was a teenager I fancied Hugh Laurie... as the Prince in Blackadder 😳 🙈

I’d forgotten about Chris Morris. There’s an episode of, I think, Brass Eye (could be TDT) when the camera cuts in to him and he says, “Hello, you.” and at that moment I’d have let him do anything! No idea why. I don’t fancy him that much usually.

I think Sarah millican is hot. I love her so much and even though I’m straight, I’m very much attracted to her.

Rob Delaney is just gorgeous! Had a steamy dream about him once and come over all peculiar when I see him now.

I don’t like James Acaster after he trashed Rose Matafeo in his book. He strikes me as a typical Nice Guy.

@ManchesterBees.

Same here and I’ve no idea why! 😌

Hamish Blake
Ross Noble
Bill Burr

Bill hicks!

Elis James, I love his welsh lilt, Ed gamble and James Acaster obvs but mostly John Robins. I would love to spend time with little Johnny JR even though I imagine he is quite hard work I love him

@SpanishDanceTroupe @TartanCurtains nope, I want a share too

Love Adam Buxton & Paul Chowhdry, my fantasy is a ONS with Paul.

Can’t believe people are saying Russel Brand, Noel Fielding & Steve Coogan, I find them all really creepy and manky (although I like watching Alan Partridge).