To ask which comedians you think are hot?

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Right, it's 2 in the morning, I've drank too much coffee in a bid to stay up and finish this essay, and I cannot stop thinking about the Richard Osman sex dream thread from the other day.
Richard is not my type despite the very large hands but it has got me thinking about comedy-adjacent people who I think are Quite Fit, and I need to know I'm not alone.

My picks:

• Richard Ayoade - awkward and funny and lovely and hot
• James Acaster - exactly the same reasons (I have a type )
• Mike Wozniak - I was lucky enough to go to the Taskmaster recordings in October and after seeing him on there I've secretly thought of him as quite attractive. Think it's the moustache, but I'm usually anti-facial hair so I'm not quite sure where that's come from...

Please entertain me during my coffee-fuelled mania by telling me your comedy crushes. I can't be the only one can I?

Michael Palin, then and now.

The one who played Tony in Dinnerladies.

I used to fancy Ryan Stiles sooo much when I was a teen watching WLIIA.

@mumtoboyscanterbury annoyingly no I can’t! Someone else asked up thread and I’ve spent most of today in between Zooms skipping through back to September on 1.5 x speed trying to find it.

Oh thank you for trying @Negnog I do like her podcast so will listen myself. I’m not sure I want to hear bad things about James Acaster though. 😞 I love Off Menu so much and don’t want it spoilt.

Nina Conti
Rick Mayall
Chris Morris

I have a bit of thing for Lee Simpson. Also Russell Howard has amazing abs.

John Robins

He could come over here and do my tax return, any day of the week
If he brought Elis with him, even better

Katherine Ryan and Lee Mack.

Garry Shandling
Dylan Moran
Ben Miller

@FossilisedFanny

Noel Fielding is gorgeous

Agreed. He seems really lovely lovely. I've met him twice after gigs and he really seems genuine.

(Sorry for the additional lovely... my phone is going crazy recently)

Joel Dommett appears to be missing from this thread - he's gorgeous!

*FossilisedFanny

Noel Fielding is gorgeous

Agreed. He seems really lovely lovely. I've met him twice after gigs and he really seems genuine.
I Always liked him but have been really shocked at how he gets his on line fans to turn on any one who critizes him especially people who are not in the public eye. I was quite disgusted by these actions and it has turned me off him.

@LondonPainter

John Robins

He could come over here and do my tax return, any day of the week
If he brought Elis with him, even better

are you on email?

are you on email? You simply have to be these days.

I don't particularly want to shag Elis James, sweet though he is, I just want lie on a comfortable bed in a darkened room and have him talk to me.

I went to see John Robins live and I laughed until I had tears streaming down my face.

Michael Palin
Ryan Styles
Matthew Baynton
Rhod Gilbert
Trevor Noah

Another vote for Greg Davies!

Also, Dave Gorman and Richard Ayoade. And there's something about Roisin Conaty too.

There was always something about Ryan Styles. Thought I was alone all this time, this feels like therapy 😂

Ryan Stiles! Yes! And Tony Slattery too.

John Bishop, definitely - we could watch LFC together. I suspect the appeal of Greg Davies is subliminal. He's a big man. It's likely he is 'proportionate'.

He's not really a comedian but I've got a thing for Bradley Walsh . It's the way he cracks up with laughter, like the Fanny Schmelar question. Makes me think he's got a dirty mind

Rowan Atkinson was such a looker in his heyday

not sure about Rowen Atkinson!!!

Seth Meyers.

Steve Coogan and Greg Davies ♥️