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Original poster

To pretend I didn't notice my friend sent me a dick pic of her husband?

337 replies

MakkaPakka84 · 10/02/2021 19:59

Cute photo of her toddler and baby in the bathtub, and hubby's penis floating in the right-hand corner. Not overly obvious, but not invisible either.

Do I make a joke about it? Or more elegant to ignore the whole thing?

It's a bit of a funny predicament Grin Grin Grin

OP posts:
HappyBluebird · 10/02/2021 21:39

@whataballbag

Floating Grin I need to know what she says if you mention it
Dicks do float in baths don't they?!? What's all that about?!
ElizaLaLa · 10/02/2021 21:42

Have you told her? What did she say?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 10/02/2021 21:43

I’d draw a 🥸 face on it and send it back to her.

Original poster
MakkaPakka84 · 10/02/2021 21:46

@happybluebird well yes, I would have thought willies were floaters, although I am discovering the Internet is divided on the subject! Grin

OP posts:
VinylDetective · 10/02/2021 21:46

@Onlineshopperforever

Are you sure she sent it to you and he's not done it as some kind of stealthy sex pesting?
Oh God, there’s always one.
ThatDamnKrampus · 10/02/2021 21:47

Oh this thread 😂

RootyT00t · 10/02/2021 21:48

@VinylDetective can always rely on you to spot the same thing as me! (Kimchi in hiding, btw!)

Alternista · 10/02/2021 21:49

Willies float?? This is brand new information to me, despite being married nearly 20 years 😂

OP WE NEED A DIAGRAM.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 10/02/2021 21:50

Better a floating wwwinky than an albino poop I think...

Get her telt.

CheddarGorgeous · 10/02/2021 21:52

Years ago a colleague had a baby and her husband emailed her LM a picture of her and new baby in the delivery room.

Only after LM sent the photo around the 60+ department did she notice that the new mum's fanjo was clearly exposed in the photo.

No one ever mentioned it. Ever.

Wherearemymarbles · 10/02/2021 21:53

They do indeed float. But sadly cant be used as a buoyancy aid when drowning!

Pieceofpurplesky · 10/02/2021 21:53

Oh please let us know the reply

jambeforeclottedcream · 10/02/2021 22:18

These stories which are coming out as a result of this thread are hilarious

If op comes back with reply and diagram
I might have to nominate to classics

Alternista · 10/02/2021 22:19

@SheldonesqueIsUnwell

Better a floating wwwinky than an albino poop I think...

Get her telt.

Least appealing multiple choice ever 😂
Kittykat93 · 10/02/2021 22:22

LOL at the impressively reflective shower screen Grin

Original poster
MakkaPakka84 · 10/02/2021 22:27

Sent the bubbles comment. Still waiting for reply! A bit nervous Shock

Sorry for stating the obvious, but a diagram of what, I haven't properly understood 🤣

OP posts:
Annoy · 10/02/2021 22:29

🤣

Beforethetakingoftoastandtea · 10/02/2021 22:32

Jumping on for her reply

willloman · 10/02/2021 22:33

Tell her that there's more than a duck in the bath!

NoEffingWay · 10/02/2021 22:35

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinShockShock

PADH · 10/02/2021 22:37

Eagerly awaiting her reply

Rachierach11 · 10/02/2021 22:46

This thread is why I love mumsnet! Grin

LadyMayoGoodway · 10/02/2021 22:46

[quote MakkaPakka84]@miaowmiaow99 it is actually my first dick pic, believe it or not! My dating life was pre Tinder and smartphones. Ah, the innocence Grin[/quote]
😭😭😂😂😂 oh gosh this has cheered me up!

StarFriend · 10/02/2021 22:50

This thread is comedy gold 😂 I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks all.

IrishCharm · 10/02/2021 22:56

I literally scrolled through your replies @MakkaPakka84 to see if you’ve told her and her response - i so needed this laugh tonight and am joining the queue to see what she says Grin