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To pretend I didn't notice my friend sent me a dick pic of her husband?

337 replies

MakkaPakka84 · 10/02/2021 19:59

Cute photo of her toddler and baby in the bathtub, and hubby's penis floating in the right-hand corner. Not overly obvious, but not invisible either.

Do I make a joke about it? Or more elegant to ignore the whole thing?

It's a bit of a funny predicament Grin Grin Grin

OP posts:
icedgem85 · 11/02/2021 20:24

You didn’t make a reference. She probably thought you were being weird about her kid. It wouldn’t make me look twice at the pic again. Just say ‘there’s a penis in you picture, have you realised?’ She couldn’t be sending this to everyone still.

LetMeBubble · 11/02/2021 20:26

“Have you looked at the top right corner in the photos? You know what I’m referring to right ? Don’t make me spell it! I just don’t want you sending it to your entire contact list!”

yuhuh · 11/02/2021 20:26

@LetMeBubble

“Have you looked at the top right corner in the photos? You know what I’m referring to right ? Don’t make me spell it! I just don’t want you sending it to your entire contact list!”
This. Best reply
DavidsSchitt · 11/02/2021 23:39

That's so not the best reply...it needs to be clearer.

She hasn't seen it.

"Martin's cock is on that photograph" is the only thing that will make her take another look at it

yuhuh · 12/02/2021 09:20

How does it need to be clearer? "Look in the top right corner" and then if she doesn't see it god help her.

DavidsSchitt · 12/02/2021 10:32

Because it's all "hint, hint. Don't make me spell it"

Just say what it is. It's a penis. Why can't you say what it is? Bizarre

She's probably sent it on now anyway to all and sundry Grin poor Martin

covetingthepreciousthings · 12/02/2021 10:51

@icedgem85

You didn’t make a reference. She probably thought you were being weird about her kid. It wouldn’t make me look twice at the pic again. Just say ‘there’s a penis in you picture, have you realised?’ She couldn’t be sending this to everyone still.
I agree with this, make it clearer!!
goldielockdown2 · 12/02/2021 14:05

I don't know why you didn't just point out the extra MEMBER of the family in the photo, as in, her DH's dick. Your texts to her were a bit weird I'm sorry!

Onedropbeat · 12/02/2021 14:08

It might have been a stealth boast photo Grin

PegLegAntoine · 12/02/2021 17:13

On my threads I’m on I keep reading that as stealth boast potato

Onedropbeat · 13/02/2021 08:20

GrinGrin

Bubblebu · 27/04/2021 18:34

"Martin's cock is on that photograph" is the only thing that will make her take another look at it"....

or only if her hubby is NOT called Martin........

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