To pretend I didn't notice my friend sent me a dick pic of her husband?

[MakkaPakka84]

Cute photo of her toddler and baby in the bathtub, and hubby's penis floating in the right-hand corner. Not overly obvious, but not invisible either.

Do I make a joke about it? Or more elegant to ignore the whole thing?

It's a bit of a funny predicament

You'll have to leave it now but next time she sends you a pic (hopefully soon for his sake) reply with "phew, better than the last pic you sent with Martin's cock in it!"

OP, this is literally your only option and is actually compulsory

"she fully got the reference and her answer played along with it!"

Really? Ok. You know her, I've got visions of her sitting there thinking why's makka making random comments about Germans? Then just typing out a "oh, haha ja, nudists in training, ja"

Yeah she didn’t get the reference. Because you didn’t make a reference.

Christ tell the poor woman! How can you say you’re not prudish and not be able to tell her?

Oh I think you do need to clarify whether she knows or not. Maybe just a whimsical 'Oh phew glad you realised, didn't want you to send the photo to any prudish aunts or anything, cos they'd get the cock shock of their lives seeing your husband in all his glory, ha ha'.

The Bernie sanders idea is the best one 😂

No, leave it now otherwise you’ll be making too much of it. She knows...

Is it big? 🤣

Oh my god tell her!

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How do you know who the dick belongs to?

@Spodge

How do you know who the dick belongs to?

Really? How many other adult males are likely to be in the bath with their toddler and baby? Or did you just make the colossal mistake of ONLY replying to the title and not even bothering to read the opening post?

@Spodge

How do you know who the dick belongs to?

Yeah, that's a tricky one. I mean through context you can assume who's it is, but... it's not like I can definitively recognise any of my friends' husband's cocks in a blind lineup.

“You'll have to leave it now but next time she sends you a pic (hopefully soon for his sake) reply with "phew, better than the last pic you sent with Martin's cock in it!"

and

“Yeah, that's a tricky one. I mean through context you can assume who's it is, but... it's not like I can definitively recognise any of my friends' husband's cocks in a blind lineup.“

🤣 🤣 🤣 I have been following this thread from the start and it just keeps on giving!!! Thanks OP and everyone!! It’s really cheered me up!

This thread has brightened up my Thursday

I'm laughing at the thought of a phantom dick just floating idly around the place

Oh Christ on a bloody bike, I came back after leaving it hours and it’s all been neatly dusted under the carpet, or so it appears. Gutted, this thread was hilarious this morning. Just hope the friend does a double take of the photo, complete with offending..ahem..article and comes back to OP confirming she now gets what she’s talking about, I’m ready for a good laugh now! Especially after the bloody “8 bit game “ thread!

If it was me I would apologise so I don't think she does know he dh dick was in the photo.

And assuming the kids are naked in the bath she'll just think you're on about them.

She's got 2 kids under 2 and your replies were random. No way is she going back to inspect the picture based on what you've said 🤣

@MakkaPakka84

I sent another text asking "perhaps you have all converted to the German lifestyle, all naked!" as she has just moved over there. She is not replying. I might have been written off damn

Why???????

Yes...making a comment on everyone being naked doesn't really draw attention to the fact that naughty bits and pieces can be seen floating around. She might just think it was a comment on them being bare (as is expected in the bath).

@SunshineCake

If it was me I would apologise so I don't think she does know he dh dick was in the photo.

This is a good point actually. If she realised surely she would be embarrassed and apologetic?

So if this was me, it would have been cut short in seconds by my immediate reply of "fuck me, your blokes cock is in that photo. Get it deleted or don't send it to anyone else"

She probably heard it first on Mumsnet LOL

Just reply with, “At least next time you’ll remember to chop your dh’s knob off before you send it!”

It’s also nice and vague and may lead to further hilarious misunderstandings.