To pretend I didn't notice my friend sent me a dick pic of her husband?

[MakkaPakka84]

Cute photo of her toddler and baby in the bathtub, and hubby's penis floating in the right-hand corner. Not overly obvious, but not invisible either.

Do I make a joke about it? Or more elegant to ignore the whole thing?

It's a bit of a funny predicament

@willloman

Tell her that there's more than a duck in the bath!

@MakkaPakka84

I sent another text asking "perhaps you have all converted to the German lifestyle, all naked!" as she has just moved over there. She is not replying. I might have been written off damn

DH is German If she has gone native she will think you are weird for mentioning it as Obviously he is naked in the bath!

Just say, "I can see your husband's tallywhacker, just letting you know before you put this on Facebook". Easy peasy.

And hope that it is indeed what you can see and it's not some sort of penile trompe l'oeil where your brain has seen something that isn't there.

Ha she not replied yet?

😂

I’m really overly invested in this! I hope she messages you back soon.

I got a reply! Phew, still friends She says they're training for nudist camp this summer. Good humoured at least

Excellent 😂 at least she took it in good humour.

OP her reply sounds as though she hadn’t realised he is ‘on show’ but just a comment about him being in the bath.

@MakkaPakka84

I got a reply! Phew, still friends She says they're training for nudist camp this summer. Good humoured at least

Christ tell her! Sounds like she didn’t get what you were saying

Yeah I still don’t get whether she’s realised?

Oh god does she just think you're talking about the bath photo in general? 🤦‍♀️

Please clarify @MakkaPakka84 for the love of everything we need to know if she knows she sent a picture of her dh’s cock, or if she just thinks you’re a bit prudish about it being a bath photo.

Something like, “It’s a really lovely photo of x, I just wanted to make sure you’d noticed dh’s little-fella was in shot too before you stuck it on Facebook. And by ‘little-fella’ I mean his COCK!”

Thank you. This has cheered my soul today lol

OP, I think either your friend still hasn't realised what you were trying to tell her, or possibly she's fully aware of what's in the photo and doesn't think it matters.

Yeah she doesn't know what u mean.

That's a "I'll play along and pretend to know" respond

Why does her reply imply she hasn't seen it? I know I'm taking it at face value but it could just be an embarrassment avoiding reply with humour.

Pop red and white stripped hat on its head and sent her back “where’s Willy?”

Actual LOL at this

She doesn't know what you mean. She thinks you're making a joke about the kids being in the bath.
Just send her a message saying, "your husband's penis is in the photo, though you should know incase you've put it online".

I’m
Pretty sure by now she probably saw it on mumsnet and knows what you’re talking about lol

Something like, “It’s a really lovely photo of x, I just wanted to make sure you’d noticed dh’s little-fella was in shot too before you stuck it on Facebook. And by ‘little-fella’ I mean his COCK!”

🤣🤣🤣

Erm - does she know what you meant? I wouldn't get the naked German reference either!

Mmm, I think that having looked back at the pic, she must have realised I know I would, after my attention was drawn to it. Hers is probably a witty reply, skirting over the issue, or as @CustardySergeant suggested she really thinks it doesn't matter if there is a Loch Ness monster lurking under the water surface....

I am not prudish, isn't it nicer to leave it at this rather than scream "penis! penis!"

@DavisSchitt she fully got the reference and her answer played along with it!

You didn't draw her attention to it!

You made random comments about bubbles and German nudists 😂.

You'll have to leave it now but next time she sends you a pic (hopefully soon for his sake) reply with "phew, better than the last pic you sent with Martin's cock in it!"